76. Rearrange an aisle.
77. Pretend to fly around the aisle, with the approriate song of course.
78. Rearrange peoples trolleys
79. Set up a home somewehere in the supermarket.
80. Go up to people and say no no no no Why did you buy this?
81. Keep going to buy something, then when you see the cashier -look shocked and go back again.
82. Try and take off peoples shoes.
83. Try and live in the toilets and shout at people who come in.
84. Make strange noises behind people.
85. Switch all the Cds and DVD in the store.
86. Try to break into the bakery department.
87. Have a fight with the baguettes.
88. Have a movie marathon using the TVs
89. Start a food fight.
90. Start a flash mob.
91. Start offering to do peoples makeup and hair.
92. Bring furniture from home into the store.
93. Bring a camping stove and start cooking.
94. Rip up magazines and create confetti whilst singing here comes the bride.
95. Convince people to shop elsewhere.
96. Hide in the vegetables.
97. Set up a banner, saying something very strange.
98. Go to the meat department and ask for a tester, again and again.
99. Convince someone to swap clothes with you.
100! try and do all of them in one day!
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100 ways to get kicked out of a supermarket
Non-FictionA lovely guide of how to get yourself kicked out of supermarkets :)
