51. Try to sell something to someone.
52. Make a meal using only things from the store, in the store.
53. Use bottles of fizzy drink to create a game of bowling.
54. Sit on the conveyor belt and refuse to get off.
55. Skateboard down the aisles.
56. Set up a fortune teller tent in the supermarket.
57. Dig through peoples trolleys and then when they try to stop you, stare at you and say sssssh.
58. Run off with someones trolley.
59. In refrence to the youtube video and tesco horse scandal, run round in a horse costume shouting I've lost my mum!
60. Set up a bed using newspapers.
61. Wear an I love the supermarket shirt and make up a cheer!
62. Run up to people and claim they ran over your foot, shouting at them.
63. Shake up all the fizzy drinks and make sure people see you doing so.
64. Do the above and then open them.
65. Make an aisle the one you 'own' and corner it off making sure no-one goes near it.
66. Dress as a dog and bark at random people.
67. Cry everytime someone buys toliet paper, telling them the trees are dying.
68. Have pillow fights with the pillows for sale.
69. Start a conga and annoy anyone who doesn't join it.
70. Start to chat with the self service machine.
71. Take over a cash machine.
72. Empty the freezer and get in it claiming you're for sale.
73. Eat the pick and mix.
74. Eat all the products in your trolley and then bring the empty boxes to the till.
75. Roll around shouting I can't get up!
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100 ways to get kicked out of a supermarket
Non-FictionA lovely guide of how to get yourself kicked out of supermarkets :)
