Dad: Go on a food diet. Your health is----blah blah blah black
Mom: Go on a video game diet! Lessen your time in----yada yada
Friend: Go on an anime diet
Cellphone: Go on a memory diet. Too much GB.
Puppy: Kitten diet! Love me more!
Annad: You go on a cursing diet, young Lady!
Me: YOU ALL GO ON A DIET DIET! *kicks chair * Screw you all.
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Book of Burning Random Insanity
RandomMy previous one stopped posting more stories for some reason =_= So here's a new one where I post updates and other random stuff!
