My jacket's open wide
My boobs are barely inside.
I looke like I'm on crack
That's Paul McCartney's back
He's like eighty-seven
They say he's a legend
He's bout four five minutes from dyin
But Kanye and I keep him drugged and smilin
So he would do this dumb song all about wildin
What the hell does that word even mean?
Calm down Paul eat your pills.
Woke up and took a crap.
[Flatulence (Gas)]
Grabbed a mic and recorded that
[Flatulence (Gas) (Gas)]
Then threw turkey noises in back.
[g-o-b-b-l-e] [g-o-b-b-l-e]
That's how I made this genius track.
[g-o-b-b-l-e] (Gas)
Ye your dance moves are embarrassin
They not half as bad as my singin
Isn't it weird we're all wearing denim?
No it's not weird.
Cos this video's s'posed to look like an old Gap ad
Why is your face so drenched in sweat?
Kanye you look like you've been swimmin
You'd sweat too if you had a wife like Kim Kardashian
What's that supposed to mean?
Why'd you bring your step-dad along?
We thought his vid needed more women. *kiss* "ts"
Are you my mom now?
Bitches this is my video.
And you ain't gon be in it!
I wish they wouldn't fight.
[g-o-b-b-l-e] [g-o-b-b-l-e]
They should control their rage.
Oh but you think it's alright.
To jump up at me onstage.
Yeah that's cuz you ain't no real artist!
I am a real artist.
Hell no. Only real artists is me and Beyonce.
Ya big head narcissist!
I'm bout four five seconds from wildin'
You both have been saying that sing the beginning.
This song has been going on for like 3 minutes.
So let's see it.
Stop spitting this bullshit.
And wild, pussies!
That's it man!
You hit Paul's nurse and sent pills flying!
Quick put them in his mouth before he gets violent.
Too late why the hell am I on this set with Kanye West?
You'll pay for drugging me up Kanye!
I'm bout to wild out!
Aw...
Now that's how you really wild out! Beatles style bitches! "spit" PEACE!
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