Our Fav Songs from Bart Baker

Hello Kitty Parody

[Avril Lavigne:]

I'm a psycho pale germaphobe

Don't, don't, don't, don't touch me

The sun is burning me

I can't stand sunlight

It's been ten years since I've been outside

You can take a pic but don't come near me (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh)

My skin is translucent

I look like a Skrillex mutant

[Woman:]

Get this vampire away from me

[Avril:]

Hey, hey, hey, hey

I don't need your judgement

The guy from Nickelback is my husband

I get enough shit already

[Man #1:]

Your husband's music sucks

[Avril:]

I used to be punk rock

But now I'm trying to act J-pop

My career's dead, someone help me (hey, hey, hey, hey)

This video's so bad

The lyrics are so sad

That Hello Kitty has banned me

I am so immature

Dressed up like I am four

Am I a rocker or anime?

I'm so c-c-confused 

[Skrillex:]

You stole my haircut and skin tone 

And my dubstep style you ho

This song is a horrible joke

These lyrics fit on a Post-It note

[Avril:]

This vid is so racist

Made my dancers look cloned and brainless

'Cause they all look alike to me

[Japanese dancer #2:]

Is this bitch serious?

[Avril:]

Paid them tons of money

To stereotype their country

[All Japanese dancers:]

We bring dishonor to family

[Avril:]

Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Man #2:]

Calm down, Mrs. Lavigne 

I don't carry disease

You look extremely sickly

[Avril:]

Someone kill this guy dead

He just touched my forehead

Get me disinfected right now please

I, I, I, I can't breathe

[Chef:]

Why are you moving like a cartoon?

[Avril:]

Because that's what Japanese girls do

They all clap their hands and sound like this

[Chef:]

Get out of here you damn racist

[Chad Kroeger:]

Avril, you must stop this

Everybody hates it

Even more than they despise Nickelback

[Avril:]

I think we were way off

Dubstep J-pop's not hot

The way back to the top is rap

[Chad:]

Gre-gre-gre-great idea!