The amphibian collected himself into the body of water and sunk deep into its abyss, his black cloak absorbing as much water as it could, his saber collected neatly across his belt.
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This will be over quickly
He quickly plucked the weapon out of his pocket and sliced at the coral
Nemo
DAD!
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Oh.. was that yousas dad? Too bad! I spare you for now.
The French Narrator
Meanwhile...
SpongeBob
Oh boy! Time for another day of working a minimum wage job at a fast food restaurant! GOOD MOOOOOOOOORNING GARY!
Gary
Meow.
SpongeBob
See you later Gare-bear!
SpongeBob leaves his pineapple and heads out to the Krusty Krab
Spongebob
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Doo doo doo doo doo! Bursts through the Krusty Krab's doors HELLOOOOOO SQUIDWARD- squidward?
Spongebob knocks on Mr. Krabs' door
Mr. Krabs
Who is this?
Spongebob
It's me, Mr. Krabs
Mr. Krabs
Oh come in sponge-boy me Bob! ARG GARG GARG GARG!
Spongebob
Thank you, it's just, have you saw squidward lately? He's not here.
Mr. Krabs
Nope... say, do you think Patrick would make a good replacement cashier for the day?
Spongebob
Is it ok if I find out if Squidward's ok? I'm really worried!
Mr. Krabs
What's more important to you spongebob, money or squidward?
Spongebob
Squidward.
Mr. Krabs
Alright fine, I give yer 20 minutes to come here and back! Otherwise.. a umm... a pay-cut! ARG GARG GARG GARG!
Spongebob
OH THANK YOU SO MUCH MR. KRABS! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
Mr. Krabs
Yeah whatever.
Spongebob
I'm ready, to see Squidward! I'm ready, to see squidward! I'm ready! HELLOOOOOO SQUIDWARD! Knock knock knock... hmph, no reply.
SpongeBob opened the door and entered Squidward's home
Spongebob
Yeesh, this place is a wreck. What the hell happened here? SQUIDWARD?... no response?
Spongebob rushed up the stairs as quick as he could.
Spongebob
SQUIDWARD!... oh he's probably playing his clarinet, unable to hear me. But how come I can't hear it?.. oh I'll just check this room- AGHHHHH!
Spongebob had found a horrifying sight, Squidward's head on his clarinet as if it was a pike, the rest of his body was slumped in a corner with a note attached to his shirt.
Spongebob
OH LORD NEPTUNE HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?
Spongebob sobbed, but noticed the note and proceeded to read it.
Dear Reader,
This is what happens when yousa diss the Star Wars Prequels, The Phantom Menace in particular, if you dare make fun of them, first of, how rude! And second of, I'll hunt you down, and I'll kill you.
- Darth Binks
Spongebob
Oh dear, I've got to tell Mr. Krabs about this!
Ring ring
Mr. Krabs
Ahoy! You've reached the Krusty Krab!
Spongebob
M-m-mr Krabs.
Mr. Krabs
You seem a little shaken boy, what's up?
Spongebob
A LITTLE SHAKEN? MR. KRABS, SQUIDWARD HAS BEEN KILLED!
Mr. Krabs
WHAT?
Spongebob
Y-yep! You heard me right! And it was by someone named 'Darth Binks'
Mr. Krabs
Uh oh.
Spongebob
What do you mean 'uh oh'?
Mr. Krabs
..come back to the Krusty Krab, now.
Spongebob
Ok...
Spongebob leaves squidward in his home and walks back to the Krusty Krab
Spongebob
Mr. Krabs I'm-
Mr. Krabs pulls spongebob into his office, slamming the door and locking it as fast as he can.
Mr. Krabs
Listen to me boyo, what do you think of the err, Star Wars Prequels?
Spongebob
The what now?
Mr. Krabs
Oh of course you haven't saw them... that's fine, just remember, you LOVE the Star Wars Prequels, ok?
Spongebob
Sure! I love loving things!
Mr. Krabs
Phew! Now, take the day- AUGHHHHH
The cloaked slaughterer burst the door down and plunged his gleaming crimson rapier into the heart of Eugene, the blood of the crustacean spilt and blended into the ocean.
Spongebob
AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Darth Jar Jar
What do yousa think about the Star Wars prequels?
Spongebob
I'll tell you what I think about them. I LOVE THEM!
Darth Jar Jar
What's your favourite?
SpongeBob
Umm... umm...
SpongeBob remembers the note, The Phantom Menace
Spongebob
THE PHANTOM MENACE!
Jar Jar un-ignited his lightsaber, the red glow disappeared.
Darth Jar Jar
Yousa a good one!
Spongebob
But you aren't!
Spongebob slapped his spatula against Jar Jar's face.
Darth Jar Jar
Don't try mesa.
The lightsaber regained its redness and he swung, slicing SpongeBob in two.
SpongeBob
Darth Binks, have you ever even watched an episode of SpongeBob?
He had just split SpongeBob into two separate beings
Darth Jar Jar
Mesa in big doodoo now...
The sponges mauled jar jar to his demise, and the Sith Lord was no more, then, SpongeBob re-attached into one person.
Spongebob
...MR. KRABS!
Mr. Krabs
Cough cough spongeboy me Bob...
SpongeBob
WHAT?
Mr. Krabs
I have one last request... cough cough
Spongebob
TELL ME! TELL ME!
Mr. Krabs
Train Nemo, cough he'll be an excellent fry cook one day.
Spongebob
Sobbing I will! I will Mr. Krabs I promise!
Mr. Krabs
Arg garg garghhhhhhhh.... Dies
Spongebob
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU ARE READING
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