In the cockpit of Julien's plane wreck.
King Julien
Mort I get that you like my beautiful feet, but for the LAST time. I didn't tell you to suck my toes, I told you to suck my-
Maurice comes bursting into the plane
Maurice
KING JULIEN! Emergency!... hello Mort.
King Julien
Oh Ummm, hello Maurice! Mort was just being.. weird, as usual
Mort
I love you King Julien.
Maurice
Your people have been rebelling for the last week, I can't keep them at bay anymore! They're starving out there man! Feed them!
King Julien
Do I have to? When's the last thing my people have done anything good for me, huh Maurice?
Maurice
Last month they gave you all of their remaining food for Julianuary.
King Julien
Because it was JULIANUARY! That's like, a necessity Maurice! I thought you of all people would understand that but I guess not... sigh
A stone is thrown at the plane, cracking the front window
King Julien
AAUGH!... probably just a child kicking a stone too high, you know Todd! He loves playing... stoneball.
Maurice
..stoneball?
Another stone is thrown, hitting Mort
King Julien
AHA!.. I should probably do something about this.
Julien leaves the plane and confronts his people.
King Julien
What's wrong with you guys? I'm the king! Doing shit like that, is like.. treason! Totes treason!
Ted
Give us food Julien! We're starving!
King Julien
Maybe you should've thought of better gifts to give me on Julianuary, hmm? Otherwise we wouldn't be in this crisis now, eh?
Maurice
Whispering King Julien, this definitely isn't the right way to go about this.
King Julien
Whispering what the heck am I supposed to do Maurice!? Mort ate all of that food in an hour I can't just get it out of him!
Maurice
Whispering try and figure something out, your job as the king is to keep the people happy, for now, I'll keep them calm whilst you think of something.
King Julien
Whispering I'll try...
Pancho
My hut was destroyed by a foosa yesterday and there was zero help! Where's our police force?
King Julien
Look, Pancho, Clover is the only security we need around here! I'll make sure to punish her for not helping! There, happy now guys?
Clover
WHAT? King Julien, you let me have a break! You have zero right to do anything to me!
King Julien
Ummm actually I can, I'm sort of, you know, THE KING! These people Maurice, amirite?
Maurice
Ummm...
Willie
W-well we don't want you as king anymore! Right guys?
King Julien
Ugh! Get a load of the guy nobody likes amirite Maurice?
Everyone
NO! HE'S RIGHT!
King Julien
Uh oh... umm, who wants a party?
Maurice
King Julien, please don't.
Everyone
NO!
King Julien
Tough crowd... I'm just going to umm...
Julien heads back into the plane
Maurice
JULIEN! One second, guys.
Maurice heads into the plane
Maurice
What are you doing?
King Julien
I DON'T KNOW MAN! What the heck am I supposed to do?... guess I'll just scroll through Instagram on my pineapple Ephone
Mort
Haha they're replacing the apple with another fruit for a joke.
King Julien
Fuck off Mort.
Maurice
Julien, you've got to own up and face your problems! You can't be hiding in here!
King Julien
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO MAURICE?
Maurice
..abdicate?
King Julien
I have no idea what that means.
Maurice
Give up the throne!
King Julien
Pah! And who would take my throne? You?
Maurice
..yes.
King Julien
Haha fat chance- ooh look at this!
Instagram
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KingLouie✅
Booyah! The bandar-log got the 2021 best kingdom to live in for primates award! Take that Kerchak, Caesar and Solovar #Orangugang4lyfe #FuckGorillas #ButNotInTheFunkyWay
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King Julien
That's it!
Maurice
What?
King Julien
Maurice, what if I get advice from King Louie?
Maurice
Louie of the Bandar-Log? Really?
King Julien
Yep! His kingdom just won an award for being cool or something like that whatever. I bet he knows how to solve a problem like this!
Maurice
That's... actually not a bad idea!
King Julien
Well duh! I came up with it, now let me just message this Louie guy.
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KingJulien13ROX
Pleez giv mee advis on how to keep mi kingdom from kiking mi ass off of thee frone, fanks! - King Julien XIII
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King Julien
Verifee my ehmail? Maurice, what does this mean?
Maurice
I have no idea King Julien, I'm sorry.
King Julien
Whatever, say Maurice. Do you know where this King Louie lives by any chance?
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