Lol just to say that I updated today (I'm going to try my best to actually get a smut chapter in before twelve am lol) but uh yeah it's dialogue from the best vid made in the entire history of the internet and I added it in the thingy box.
It's all the times Awsten was being sexual basically lol. And my favorite parts (in order so you can read the part lmao)
Otto: NoOoOoo
Awsten: what do I want from you?
Otto: god dang it Awsten..
Awsten: Everything. That armpit
Otto: seriously go away.
Awsten: your inny belly button. I want it....
As a friend
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Otto: so this is what the afterlife looks like.
Awsten; everything still smells like Geoff's fucking feet
Otto: kinda looks like Alabama.
Awsten: weird. So he'll is Alabama. I called it.
Otto: I knew it! III new it!
Awsten: why do they get to come to the afterlife in a herse, and we're in a fucking Honda?
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Geoff: I sunk your battleship bitch.
Awsten: I'll suck your battleship mother fucker
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Awsten: Florida..Geoff's singing system of a down and everyone's sstupid.
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Awsten: aight imma intellectually kick your ass. Crabs are in the spider family they just uh..*eye roll* adapted and shit in the water. So fuck you i win.
Geoff: it's a fukin craaab!
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Awsten: well guess what mother fucker. I can rruun too!
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Awsten: call me a sexy bitch *points camera to Otto*
*Pause*....*pans to Geoff*
Geoff: sext bitch!
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Awsten: will you be my little mermaid?
Otto: no
Awsten: *Points camera to Otto from a far* you are so beautiful to meeee
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Awsten: Ive thought of at least seven different ways to kill myself using things in the car.
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Awsten: hey Otto how are ya
Otto: bup bup ba da bup
!END!
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Stupid For you //waterparks one shots (Plus Others)
Fanfictionjust waterparks one shots. smut, angst whatever lol. Most of them will be Gawsten unless I feel like it being a different ship. p.s. *whisper* it's mostly smut
