"HEY WATCH IT!" Said his deep sexy manly voice. I turned around and looked down to find the midget standing in front of me. But it was no midget it was the sexy lord Farquaad himself. "NEXT TIME YOU WILL PAY!" Suddenly a thought rushed through my mind "pay with what?" "My V-card?"🍆😏 I shouldn't be thinking this! I could never pull such a man like him.
THE NEXT DAYYYYYYYYY
"Hey y/n, did you hear the news?"
"What news Fiona?"
"Lord Farquaad is looking for a new wife!"
"O-o-o-o-o-oh that's g-g-g-g-g-great I guess!"
"Yeah! I heard he's holding auditions tonight! It could be you if you wanted y/n!"
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah...."
In truth I wanted it to be me. He's so hot, and sexy and short
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Sexy time with lord farquad
RomanceIt's baby making time with the lord himself🥵🥵🍆🍆👶👨👩👧
