• 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐌𝐄 ━━ drv3 chatfic

omg is that?? the trio as the kardashians???

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- a/n: based off of 'kardashians at a campground' by simgm productions <3 

- ouma is kim

- miu is khloe

- rantaro is kourtney

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sherlockhomo: has anyone seen kokichi?

peeano: no, but i haven't seen miu anywhere either

ass..assin: what the fuck kaede what happened to your girlfriend

keyboy: guys, i can't find rantaro!

kirumom: they're going camping. with me.

keyboy: phew! thank god they're fine

starboy: WHAT??

starboy: YOU WENT CAMPING WITHOUT ME??

kirumom: cmon, aren't you excited?

avocadont: no

hornyinventor: this is a joke, right

kirumom: no, i wanted us to bond while camping together.

sherlockhomo: that's cute 

ass..assin: but kokichi will fuck everything up for sure.

hornyinventor: what about our equipment?

kirumom: nature is our equipment.

avocadont: i only like nature with 5 star room service

peeano: LMFAOOOO OMFGKDKF

keyboy: rantaro, that's not how it works

kork: you're stupid.

shslannoying: i can't believe this

shslannoying: first, you dragged us to a store that like nobody has ever heard of,

kirumom: walmart?

sherlockhomo: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOUVE NEVER EHARD OF WALMSRT

sherlockhomo: YOU JUDT STOLE FROM WLAMART LIKE A DAY AGO YOU DINBASSKDKWMFMEKFIEIKGMWMFMD

peeano: CALM DOWN SHUICHI

peeano: BUT LIKE LMFAOO THIS IS LOW-KEY FUNNY

shslannoying: then you make us buy these clothes, and now you want us to camp?

starboy: UR WESRING DIFF CLOTHES??

avocadont: where do you expect us to sleep, kirumi?

kirumom: in tents.

avocadont: we already know it's intense.

kork: i can't believe you.

ass..assin: you dumbass she said IN TENTS. not intense.

kirumom: no, tents

kirumom: we're sleeping in the tents i bought us.

sherlockhomo: man i wish i could be there rn :(

hornyinventor: i can't believe you hate your own children

peeano: MIU BABE I SWEAR

kirumom: don't worry guys, it's gonna be fun

kirumom: i have it all planned.

shslannoying: what are we doing first?

kirumom: hiking.

sherlockhomo: i don't have a good feeling about this

ass..assin: it's gonna end up in chaos for sure.