• 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐌𝐄 ━━ drv3 chatfic

drv3 incorrect quotes p2 except extra gay

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shuichi: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

kokichi: no it's my fault, i shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police

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rantaro: english is a difficult language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought though

keebo: you need to stop

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maki: do you take constructive criticism?

kirumi: i only take cash or credit.

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kokichi: okay. i get it. you've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died —

shuichi: twelve, actually.

kokichi: not the point. look, they're dead now and whose fault is that?

shuichi: yours!

kokichi: that's right: no one's.

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shuichi: i have a problem.

kokichi: if it's harder than 2 + 2, i can't help.

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shuichi, sweating: kokichi, there's something i need to ask you —

kokichi: finally! you're proposing!

shuichi: how did you know? 

kokichi: shuichi, you've dropped the ring 5 times during dinner.

kokichi: i even picked it up once.

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kirumi: kaito, do you even know what an amulet is?

kaito: of course i do! i eat amulets sometimes. i like the ones with cheese and onions.

kirumi: kaito, those are omelettes.

kaito:

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shuichi: *choking*

maki: jeez, shuichi, don't die on us.

shuichi: don't tell me what to do, i can die whenever the fuck i want!

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kaito: how can texts be inappropriate

kirumi: sometimes, if you say the f or the s word

himiko: what's the s word

tsumugi: sweden

rantaro: the f word is finland

kokichi: SWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLAND

shuichi: good lord watch your language jesus finland christ

maki: holy sweden

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kokichi: if im extra sarcastic with you it either means im flirting with you or you annoy the shit out of me. have fun figuring out which one

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kaede: three words. say them and im yours <3

miu: three words

kaede:

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keebo: oh, the milk expires tomorrow.

rantaro, hinting at their anniversary: tomorrow's a real special day, huh?