I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My pet dog ate my homework.
My computer died of links
I accidentally dropped it
in the dish my mom was cooking.
My twin flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking.
My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
A helicopter crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.
The wind blew my notes away.
Tsunami struck our town.
My notes were taken off me
by an evil killer clown.
Some ants abducted me.
I had a heart attack.
A baby swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.
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Poems
PoetryOh my God... Would you look at that.... Seriously..look! It's just a book of poems:? Tadaa@x BTW you pretty cool oreos, thanks for those who read and vote for them :) p.s. Genius.
