since it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you
(Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
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The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.]
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Y/n:Fuck I'm drunk on adrenaline!!
[Millie crawls across the floor, with an axe between her teeth.]
Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!!
[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the group.]
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, [points finger guns] Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]
Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]
Y/n:oh shit look at you go Mox!
[Her phone then goes off]
Y/n:Oh fuck im late I'll see you guys tomorrow see you babe (she runs over to blitzo and gives him a kiss and runs out the door to meet stolas since he's been feeling lonely)
[Moxxie and mille continue making out]
Blitzo: [groans] Ugh, can you two not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Moxxie: Uh no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh huh.
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mhm.
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitzo: I wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. [hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly.] See you lovebugs later!
