David looked around. He saw dirt all around him. Am i buried? The last thing he remembered was a giant Neil Cierega eating him. And then he blacked out or died. He couldn't really tell yet.
He was in immense pain. His bones were fractured after Neil chomped down on him.
Just then, all the pain stopped. There he was... Neil, David's dad. It had been so long since he'd seen him.
Neil's soft fuzzy voice started to talk to David. Except he wasn't making mouth noises. He was talking spirtually to David. Neil and him were both dead, and they were talking in the grave.
"Hey Dad." David said. Except he didn't have to say anything. The thought was just sent right to Neil's head without him moving his mouth. This is great. I thought. But I guess no more privacy of thoughts.
Neil laughed. He must have heard the thought.
"Hello, David. How have you been?" Neil asked.
"Dad, why'd you vore me?" David said.
"To bring you here, in the spirit zone. We must plan something. An attack. On a special someone." Neil replied.
"Dad, what are you talking about?" David asked.
"Well, son, first I need to give you some backstory. So, before Bob, your other dad, I was dating a man by the name Bill Watterson. He was amazing, and always took me on dates. What a man he was. Anyways, one day, Egbert, a friend of mine, was coming with me on a date with Bill to the movies. Me and Bill's tradition was to go to the nuclear power plant after all of our dates and look at the toxic waste." Neil explained.
"I didn't know that Egbert was jealous of Bill. But, he didn't reveal it until then. When he pushed Bill into the toxic waste and then ran away." Neil started to cry.
"Why did you never tell me this?" David asked.
"Because... it always makes me sad whenever I think of it." Neil kept crying and crying. What a sad sight to see this was.
"So... I need your help. Together, with our new ghost powers, we can mess with Egbert and send him into an eternal hell." Neil said.
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Sour Lemons (Neil Cicierega Creepypasta)
RandomNeil Cicierega's ghost comes back from the dead to haunt Egbert, an old friend of him, who did something Neil will never forgive. Note: this is set in an AU where Neil is gay and he's dead
