I'm a person who writes weird stuff to amuse his friends.
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- JoinedMay 18, 2020
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Stories by Pretzel Dawg
- 3 Published Stories
Sour Lemons (Neil Cicierega Creepy...
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Neil Cicierega's ghost comes back from the dead to haunt Egbert, an old friend of him, who did something Neil...
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Dr Doof X Perry
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WARNING: CONTAINS A PLATYPUS MAKING OUT WITH AN AROUND 40 YEAR OLD MAN
Welcome to my Doofenshmirtz X Perry Th...
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Durv dies (at 3 AM) (not clickbait)
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Durv, the youtuber tries to escape the people that bring him down from the past before his life ends.
#546 in spaghetti
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