ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴀᴅᴀss sᴛᴀᴘʟᴇʀ [𝚏.𝚑 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜]

Intro 😡

Uh...hey..

Im just like you, obsessed with five hargreeves and all that, and this book is ONLY ABOUT FIVE 😡
wanna know why?
-dont come at me-
i have never seen nrdd 😨

I KNOW I KNOW but my nickelodeon days are over, plus all I ever watched on Nickelodeon was henry danger

BYE REMEMBER EVERYONE USED TO SIMP OVER HIM SKKS 🏃‍♀️

So this is all FIVEY

I started this book because I felt like writing my own, plus who doesnt like writing and reading about a hot 58 year old time traveling murderer, am I right? 😌

Ive been really motivated lately, there are TONS of good Five Hargreeves and TUA fanfiction, so I thought, why not? 😼

all the other books I started, like my Losers Club book back when I was in the It fandom, only lasted a few weeks, BUT IVE BEEN IN THE TUA FANDOM FOR LIKE A WHOLE UH..

*counts on fingers*

FOUR MONTHS MAYBE FIVE *<heh no pun intended*

And thats the longest ive been in any fandom. Which is A NEW RECORD FOR ME LETS GO-

So PLEASEEE OH PLEASEE write some ideas in the comments and Im not sure if Ill do smut, most likely not.

BYE IMAGINE YOUR PARENTS GOING THROUGH YOUR PHONE AND SEEING YOU WRITE SMUT JSKSIS 🚪🏃‍♀️💨

NOTES:
(P) = preference
(I) = imagine
(?) = idk something with five and tua
(a/n) = authors note 👾

See you next year.. Or not 😏

No ill just see you in the next chapter

K bye