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by 69itchyballs69

by 69itchyballs69

I walked onto the stage and the audience roared. Literally, they roared. I'm not kidding, they mocked a lions sound

I sat down opposite Wendy and out on a fake smile, masking my fear

"So y/n, the scandal, what's going on in your life right now? The all famous actress!"

"Well, it's honestly very boring if I'm being honest. All that's happened is I've been sleeping with my Biology teacher who turns out to be my ex girlfriends previous lovers father, fell in love with a soft blue boy, got together with a sheep who I loved, that same sheep died infront of me and I was depressed. I have PTSD from that moment and I've gotten with the blue boy, now I'm being held hostage and need help!"

I smiled after saying that, and the audience were shocked

"Y/n, who's holding you hostage?"

"The one and only Peppa Pig! She's trying to kill me because I got with Suzy Sheep, her ex, who she killed infront of me!" Smiling again, not breaking character

"Oh my, audience, clap if you care"

Only one person in the audience clapped.

"Oh, I didn't think anybody would respond. Nobody likes you y/n, so-"

Suddenly somebody screamed from the audience

"Y/N WATCH OUT!"

Somebody was behind me with a bat, luckily I dodged in time

I got into badass mode and kicked al the men trying to attack me to the ground and knocked them all out :)

Suddenly that same person from the audience pulled off their mask to reveal a face I'd been haunted by

Suzy sheep