The Ninky Nonk to my Pinky Ponk | and iggle piggle x reader

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Hey. My name's y/n, and this is my story

I've always been different to other girls. Everyone else in my year wanted to have sex and boyfriends and makeup and dresses, but all I want to be is a footballer. I HATE makeup and dresses, I'm one of the boys 😌. And , I know how to read and ACTUALLY pay attention in classes, I'm a nerd 🤪

I live a normal life, with a normal family. There's nothing different about my life, well apart from the fact my dad died when I was 2 seconds old 🥺

It haunts me to this day, and my mother is an abusive alcoholic who hates us 😔

Anyways, other than that, I'm normal

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"Omg Josh stopppppp!" I yelled, pushing josh

"Wtf y/n, stop fucking pushing me you weird slag"

He's joking, he loves me really. We're sat in our seats in class when the teacher makes an announcement.

"Kids, there'll be a new student in class so be nice please because I know you're all annoying little shits who make my life hell, especially you y/n"

"OMG MISS STOPPPPP HAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY!!!!" I responded with. She loves me really too

"So yeah here he is, introduce yourself blue boy"

"U-u-umm, my name is Iggle Piggle, I'm from the Night Garden, I hope we can be friends"

"HAHAHAHAHAH UGLY" I yelled

Iggle Piggle ran out crying after I said that. He was obviously judging me though, what do you expect 😒

"Y/N YOU STUPID BITCH GO AFTER HIM"

"BUT MISSSSSSS"

"WHY TF ARE YOU HISSING LIKE A SNAKE BITCH? GO GET IGGLE PIGGLE OKAY YOU UGLY DICKHEAD" she screamed at me

Miss is so funny sometimes 🤪

Anyways I ran after iggle Piggle

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"Ayo Iggle Piggle show yourself"

"G-g-go away you s-slag" he said with sniffles

"I'm not gonna be rude to you, don't worry"

"R-really?"

"Yeah, dw"

He came out of the bathroom stool, sniffling as he sat down next to me

"You know, this town is a long way from my home. I miss Maka Pacca and Upsy Daisy" he said between sniffles

"Eh, Upsy Daisy sounds gay"

"Are you homophobic? She's a lesbian"

"Okay"

"Well thanks for getting me :)"

"I didn't do this willingly, ur ugly asf and I don't like you"

"THE MOMENT I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE!" Iggle Piggle stood up, kicked me in the stomach and ran away crying. What a crybaby

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A/N: wait enemies to lovers with y/n and iggle Piggle? AJSHSJHSHD it's like 1am rn I'm tired asf