The Ninky Nonk to my Pinky Ponk | and iggle piggle x reader

4

It was my parents

Suzy hid under the bed whilst I went on my phone. It took my stupid mother about 20 years to open the door because she's drunk and only has one brain cell

"ARE YOU BEING GAY INHERE??"

"No"

"WELL I HEARD GIRLS KISSING SO YOU'RE GAY!" She screamed. My mother's homophobic, you see

"MUM JUST GET OUT I'M SURE I'M NOT GAY!" That was a lie

"DIRTY LITTLE BITCH I CAN SMELL YIUR UGKY FAT STUPID WHORE SLUT DISGUSTING LIES AND GET THE GIRL OUT FROM UNDER YOUR BED!"

fuck

Suzy emerged from under the bed, and my mother's attitude changed completely

"Oh, Suzy! How nice to see you! Why would you want to hang out with my daughter y/n, you could be with anyone else?"

"Umm..." Suzy said, unsure of what to respond with

"Don't worry, I'll leave you girls to it" then my mother exited the room

We were both so confused on what happened, it was so weird

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"So why is everybody so drawn to you? Are you famous?"

"Kinda, I was in a kids tv show like years ago where I acted with my ex-girlfriend Peppa Pig. That's why I got so upset when daddy pig tried sleeping with me, because he was always like a father figure to me. My mother was a single parent, and she raised me well, it just sucks not having a father."

"I know what you mean. My father died when I was two seconds old"

"I'm so sorry"

"But I'm over that. Now what was Peppa like?

"Well-"

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(flashback starts here)

Suzy's POV:

Peppa was being a bitch as always. I don't know why I'm still with her

"Suzy you're so slowwww" Peppa was rambling on for hours like she normally does

"Ugh, chatter chatter chatter, you NEVER stop talking!" I said, maybe a bit too loud

She started screaming at me and being a bitch, then she called for Daddy Pig

"Now now Peppa, I'm sure Suzy didn't mean it ;)" daddy winked at me, it always makes me feel uncomfortable when he does that.

Some time had passed. We're already having another argument, but this time about how she doesn't want George to play with us.

"But Peppa, he's you're brother! You cant leave him out!"

"OH I CAN! THIS IS MY HOUSE, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU'RE JUST THE STUPID GIRLFRIEND!"

It pained me to hear those words. I didn't like it, I always knew Peppa was homophobic deep down. And she's straight. I bet she's only with me for the fame.

"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT PEPPA? WE'RE OVER, I'M MOVING FAR AWAY FROM YOU AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FAT HOMOPHOBIC ASS
AND SUCK MY DICK!"

I left the room after saying that, mummy pig and daddy pig were shocked at what they heard, but we all know it's true.

Peppa chased after me and started arguing again

"I NEVER LOVED YOU SUZY! IT WAS FOR THE VIEWS!"

"YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW THAT? PEPPA YOU'RE AS STRAIGHT AS THEY GET! U WAS SO SCARED TO COME OUT TO YOU AS A LESBIAN BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD REACT! BUT EVER SINCE I TOLD YOU MY LIFE HAS BEEN SHIT! SO I'M LEAVING, YOU CAN GO GET WITH PEDRO, OH WAIT, YOU WERE WITH HIM WHILST WE WERE TOGETHER! FUCK YOU PEPPA, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY LIFE-"

And then she slapped me. It hurt like hell, and I left the room. Peppa was screaming things like "IF YOU LEAVE ME I'LL KILL MYSELF" and other toxic things as per usual, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm done with her bullshit

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It's the day I leave this town for good, but my mum is making me say goodbye to Peppa. As much as I love my mum, she can be a bitch.

"I-I brought you my crown for when you leave, and I made you a c-c-card" Peppa said, crying

The cameras were rolling, and I had to act sad

"This means so much to me Peppa, oh I'm gonna miss you!" I said, crying

"D-don't go Suzy!"

We hugged, Peppa's face in the camera, and I whispered into her ear

"I never loved you, and I never will. You're a stupid bitch who doesn't know when to act human. I hope to never see your face again, and you're going to stay away from me, or I will personally see that you are dealt with, okay?"

Her face looked priceless, but the editors would go over it with a voice saying "I will always love you Peppa, no matter what", which is completely false

Finally, I'd left that shithole. The show flopped without the best friend who wanted to be a nurse. Peppa got with Pedro and her career failed, whereas mine rose from all the drama. I was exposing her, and it felt so good

(End of flashback)

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(Y/N's POV)

"God Suzy, I'm so sorry"

"It's okay, she got what she deserved, and that's good, I just hope we can be better"

"And we will. So does this mean we're official?"

"Yeah, I think it does"

AN: this is the longest chapter I've ever written 😫
Anyways we can all agree that Suzy is a lesbian and Peppa is homophobic and probably says she's super straight