CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD. NCT

092

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JUNG JAEHYUN:
i forgot to ask

JUNG JAEHYUN:
and like not that i care lol
dont get any ideas

JUNG JAEHYUN:
why did my woman dasom
kick u out?

SUN RIKO:
UR woman???? 🤨🤨

MOON NARI:
get in line

JUNG JAEHYUN:
both of u are already taken

JUNG JAEHYUN:
sucks to suck ig 🥱

LEE TAEYONG:
arent you going out with
our lead singer

MOON NARI:
omg what

SUN RIKO:
HYORI????

JUNG JAEHYUN:

LEE TAEYONG:
was i not supposed to say?

LEE TAEYONG:
well

MOON NARI:
so u finally dumped that one
small little thing

JUNG JAEHYUN:
.. bomi??

MOON NARI;
right yea her

MOON NARI:
yknow what good for u my man
🤝🤝

LEE DONGHYUCK:
excuse me guys he asked ME
a question

MARK LEE:
its normal lol hyucks has slept at
my place thousands of times 😪

LEE DONGHYUCK:
yeah while i love my mom shes
a hotheaded demon who loves
my sister more than me even tho
my life is far more successful than
hers ever will be 😞😞😞😞

LEE DONGHYUCK:
but anyway i got kicked out
because im sexy 💯💯💯

JUNG JAEHYUN:
oh

JUNG JAEHYUN:
anyway

JOHNNY SUH:
hey ive been meaning to
ask you guys if you wanted
to come to my cabin in the
mountains to celebrate
new year 🙏

KANG AERA:
YES I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS

SUN RIKO:
do u have a hot tub

JOHNNY SUH:
obviously

SUN RIKO:
riyu and i are in <3

MARK LEE:
me too

KIM DOYOUNG:
sure

WONG LUCAS:
AYE OF COURSE

WONG LUCAS:
better than spending it
alone in a bar looking for
a cute girl but realizing that
ur all alone and u always will
be because while ur a sexy
tattoo artist u also ****
*** **** ** ** ****** **
** *** *****

MOON NARI:
lucas are u ok

WONG LUCAS:
yes 💯💯💯💯

JUNG JAEHYUN:
yea im in

TEN:
you already know

DONG SICHENG:
inwould love to ✨❤️

KIM JUNGWOO:
yes if we all recover in time

TEN:
wym

LEE TAEYONG:
nari got sick and infected all
of us

LEE DONGHYUCK:
but its actually a great thing
cause she cant work so weve
been playing skyward sword
hd for like 8 hours 🙏💯

MOON NARI:
young impa my beloved <3

LEE DONGHYUCK:
impa in hyrule warriors was
hot asf 💔

JUNG JAEHYUN:
omg i wanna play zelda too

MOON NARI:
i mean u can come over if
u dont mind getting sick 🤝

JUNG JAEHYUN:
bet 🥱

♡