WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE
Hello dazai
Huh, who changed my contacts.
Lol have fun figuring them out.
Come on ranpo san.
Who even taught you how to use a phone.
PUSSYCAT
Who's this ?
What? It's me Dazai san.
Atsushi kun?
Yeah, what's wrong?
Nothing.
Rampo san changed my contacts.
Oh! What's mine ?
Pussycat
Hey! I am a tiger.
GRRR RAWRRR RAWWRRRRR
MEOW
DR.ACULA
Ranpo san changed my contacts.
Who's this ?
Lol what !! It's me Yosano.
Ha, i get it now.
Huh ?
No nothing
Tf Ideals
Kunikida ?
Yes. Do you need something ?
No
Daddy issues
Who is this ?
Who do you think dazai san ??
Ranpo san changed my contacts.
Oh really? What's mine ?
Daddy issues.
WHAT !? I'LL KILL HIM.
Oh it's you akutagawa.
YOUR WIFE
......Chuuuuuyyyaaaaaaa~
Tf you want bandage bastard.
Come here .
I've brought dog treats for you.
SHITTY DAZAIIIIII.
I'LL BLOCK YOU RIGHT NOW.
fufu you've been saying this since
quite a few years now.
URGHHH. DAMN IT.
Later all the contacts were changed by dazai except one :)
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