BFB 5:Fortunate Ben

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1, 2, 3, 4, who do we think is a stupid annoying bore? Spongy! Spongy!
MATCHRUBY

Hey! Ruby! I gotta borrow you for a sec!
FLOWER

Match
8,

Ruby
WHOA!

Flower grabs Ruby and sets her down away from Match.

Flower, this better be important. I was in the middle of my favorite game!
RUBY

(gasp) You mean Flower Power?
FLOWER

No, I hate that game! You always win.
RUBY

Well, you guys never grow enough petals out of your head to win. Anyway, Ruby! You're the first person to recognize my true beauty!
FLOWER

Flashback to BFB 1.

Flower's pretty beautiful.
RUBY

Flower
(GASP)

End of flashback.

I need you to start convincing your ignorant friends that I'm pretty!
FLOWER

Oh, uh, Flower? I may have liked how you looked two months ago, but something about you just seems a little off today.
RUBY

Are you telling me that I'm ugly???
FLOWER

Well, not exactly...
RUBY

*starts clenching her fist, curling up her arm in an unnatural way* Why, I oughta crush you!
FLOWER

Whoa! You suddenly look pretty again!
RUBY

Flower
HUH?

Ugly. Beautiful. Ugly. Beautiful!
RUBY

Well, it DOES feel nice being called beautiful again.
FLOWER

Hideous. Nauseating. Marvelous! Appalling.
RUBY

Gross. Monstrous. Despicable. Gorgeous!
RUBY

Tacky. Trashy. Getting better... Almost passable..!
RUBY

Are you kidding me!
FLOWER

Lovely!!!
RUBY

Atrocious. Fantastic! Sickening. Pathetic.
RUBY

Sloppy. Horrid. Messy. Fabulous!
RUBY

Hey Match? Can we start playing Spongy Cake again?
RUBY

Oh, actually? Like, while you were gone, I started analyzing our name-calling, Spongy-bashing, verbal-bullying game... And uhh... Started playing it with Spongy.
MATCH

Spongy
YEAH!!

♪ intro ♪

Team Death P.A.C.T.! Assemble or you will tremble!
FOUR

Hm. I think I'd rather tremble.
PIE

Nghh... then, assemble or you will... nnn! Mm!
FOUR

Be dismembled?
X

Yeah! You'll be dismembled!
FOUREVIL

Oh. Well, I don't have any limbs, so I wouldn't mind dismemberment.
BHOLE

FourAngry
RRRRRRH! ASSEMBLE!

Assemble or...
TREE

FourEEE
[SCREECH]

Hey! That doesn't rhyme!
X

Tree falls down, dazed.

I guess there's no arguing with that.
REMOTE

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