fatass 🍗
fatass 🍗: y/n???
You: hmm?
fatass 🍗: is it true
that you guys have to peel
your skin off every month
You: who told you that??
fatass 🍗: the twins
You: LMFAOO HOW
DID THEY FIND OUT
gred, feorge, & y/n
You: *1 Attachment*
stupid duck #1: LMFAOOO
stupid duck #2: WHY IS HE
ASKING YOU SHEIJDDU
You: THE POOR BOY
WHY WOULD
YOU DO THIS TO HIM
stupid duck #1: HE WAS BEING
ANNOYING
You: PLEASE
stupid duck #2: HE ASKED
GINNY
You: STFU I-
fatass 🍗
fatass 🍗: is it true???
You: yes bae it is
fatass 🍗: WHAT?!???
You: we've been hiding it
for so long idek
how the twins found out
fatass 🍗: does it hurt?
You: it did at first
but now i'm used to it
fatass 🍗: oh okay
You: we also have dicks
but we cut it off once a month
and that's why we bleed
fatass 🍗: WHAT?!?!
You: ask any of the girls
fatass 🍗: WHAJSIJWDJD
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dumblewhores 🧙♂️
You: IF RON AKS
IF WE PEEL OUR SKIN OFF
ONCE A MONTH JUST SAY
WE DO PELASE
You: AND IF HE ASKS
IF WE HAVE DICKS
AND WE CUT IT OFF
ONCE A MONTH DAY WE DO TOO
scary mf 👺: BYE WHAT
IS GOUNG IN
You: THE TWINS STARTED
SOMETHING AND NOW IM
FINISHING IT
bae 😩💦: MANS TEXTED ME
bae 😩💦: WE NEVER FUCKING
TEXT PLEASE DUJENEJE
You: PLEASEEE
queen 🧎♀️🙏: IM SO DONE
HES SO STUPID
You: IKKK
mione 🤓: the poor boy 😭
hottie 🥵: he deserves it
for being a terrible date 🥱
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