whorecruxes
You: okay apparently unpopular
opinion but percy
is actually pretty chillYou: like yes he's super smart
and play by the rules and it gets
annoying sometimesYou: but i feel like ppl were
so rude to him for no reason :(fatass 🍗 added percy jackson 🗡 to the chat
percy jackson 🗡: what is it
You: hey shawty
percy jackson 🗡: hello
fatass 🍗: read up perc
percy jackson 🗡: thank you y/n
You: you're welcome bae
percy jackson 🗡: alright
anything else?stupid duck #1: yes
stupid duck #1: if i punch myself
in the face and it hurts
am i weak or strongpercy jackson 🗡: you're
a sodding idiot fredpercy jackson 🗡: yeah that's
what you arestupid duck #1: 😩🙏
percy jackson 🗡: alright
is that it?stupid duck #2: wait!!!
percy jackson 🗡: what
stupid duck #2: if i eat myself
will i get twice as big or will
i disappear entirely?percy jackson 🗡: both of
you can just fuck offYou: what have i done
the nuts 🥜: idk babe
but it's funnyYou: entertainment is nice ig
You removed percy jackson 🗡 for the chat
You: 🌝
the nuts 🥜: 🌚
wifey 💍💕: when they're
each other's moons
😩😩😩yeah and what about it|
yeah and what about|
yeah and|
You: fuck off
the nuts 🥜: you're
not denying i'm your moon
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