(completed)
your hands look
heavy want me to hold
them for you?
wtf was that
that was the worst
pick up line i've ever seen
but it made you
smile so...
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Theodore Nott x Reader
Texting AU
Highest Ranks:
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#1 -theodore
#1 -blaise
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Seen by theo._nott._ and 37 others 22 minutes ago
theo._nott._ replied to your story Answer Decline
theo._nott._: YO ARE YPU ON A DATE WITH DEAN??? theo._nott._: WHAT THE FUCK
y.n_f.l: look at the cake
theo._nott._: pretty cake
y.n_f.l: what does it say
theo._nott._: happy birthday? theo._nott._: it's your birthday?
y.n_f.l: no y.n_f.l: it's deans y.n_f.l: it's his birthday today y.n_f.l: and he can't celebrate with family today you idiot
theo._nott._: OH PHEW
y.n_f.l: wanna explain why his hair is suddenly gone?
theo._nott._: oh that? pfft it was nothing theo._nott._: i just may or may not have charmed it theo._nott._: YOURE SMILING I MADE TOU SMILE
y.n_f.l: ¿¿¿what no i'm not???
theo._nott._: y/n babe look up theo._nott._: yeah now to your left theo._nott._: yeah now squint a little bit theo._nott._: behind the bush uh huh theo._nott._ there you go
y.n_f.l: WTF WHY ARE YOU HERE y.n_f.l: STALKER ALERT 🚨
theo._nott._: hahaha theo._nott._: hey babe since dean is gone to figure out his hair theo._nott._: mind if i join you?
y.n_f.l: he'll be back y.n_f.l: plus i'm not gonna just kick him out on his birthday y.n_f.l: and i do this crazy thing where i don't hang out with stalkers y.n_f.l: so i'm not breaking tradition for you sorry
theo._nott._: fine :( theo._nott._: okay what about we go on a date since i cant join the picnic
y.n_f.l: not a date just two friends hanging out
theo._nott._: two friends that like each other hanging out*
y.n_f.l:
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theo._nott._: deal or no deal
y.n_f.l: so if i come with you to hogsmeade AS FRIENDS y.n_f.l: you'll leave me alone and let me have this picnic in peace?
theo._nott._: precisely
y.n_f.l: you got yourself a deal sweetheart
theo._nott._: did you just call me sweetheart
y.n_f.l: yeah y.n_f.l: did you forget how to read or something?
theo._nott._: SO IM YOUR SWEETHEART?
y.n_f.l: umm sure?
theo._nott_: JEKDJDJ
y.n_f.l: OMG BYE IM TAKING IT BACK y.n_f.l: I CAN LITERALLY HEAR YOU SINGING "IM Y/N'S SWEETHEART I'M Y/N'S SWEETHEART"
theo._nott._: NO TAKE BACKSIES theo._nott._: plus you didn't even hear anything what are you on about theo._nott._: okay well have fun on your picnic and i'll see you tmrw
y.n_f.l: okie dokie artachokie Seen
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y.n_f.l: you're both so pretty omg officialginnyweasley: thank you hottie 😩🙏 lunalooney: you're pretty too y/n 🥰
* * * * Whorecruxes
You: BROOOO
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You: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A USED TAMPON FOR A SEC
wifey 💍💕: STFU ME TOO
bae 😩💦: HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE OMG
the nuts 🥜: everyone has a purpose in life 😍🙏
You: boy 😭
zucchini 😐: i haven't used snap in so long
You: i go there just to watch the little show things they have lmfaoo
goyle: lol 😂
You: wtf just happened
zucchini: did he just talk
crabbe: lmfao 🤣
You: someone pick me up im scared
ferret w daddy issues 👩🦯: i forgot they have their own individual thoughts and ideas
