Mr. Gold

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To: Mr. Gold (Rumplestiltskin) 

Q: I dare you to lick cruella's puppy fur coat and say "hmmm there's nothing better than the taste of newly skinned puppies! "

Mr. Gold: Alright, Dearie but I warn you. Cruella is VERY protective of her clothing. *Sneaks up behind Cruella* 

Cruella De Vil: You know, Darling, no one can sneak up on me without my permission. 

Mr. Gold: Oh, I know. *Lick's Cruella's coat* 

Cruella: *Gasps and smacks Mr. Gold* What the hell are you doing!?! 

Mr. Gold: hmmm there's nothing better than the taste of newly skinned puppies! 

Cruella: GET OFF! AND THAT'S SICK! 

Mr. Gold: No as sick as you are, Dearie! *Runs away* 

Cruella: RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUMMPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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If that only ever happened... 

Random fact: I don't know what to do with life anymore... 

Q: Do you even get annoyed when someone writes the wrong grammar of "You're" and/or "Your"? Like:

Your so pretty
Or 
Youre bag is wet 

Like that! And I do admit, I have done some injustice...

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