Ask Fictional Characters 2

Avengers Watching Thor: Da Dark World

To: Avengers

Q: I dare you guys to watch TH: The Dark world

** two hours later**

Thor: SON OF ODIN!

Tony: I KNOW!!! :'(

Thor has a girlfriend!?!?

Thor: -_-

Steve: wew, i thought you'd be surprised that Loki is alive.

Thor: I AM!!! :D

Natasha: wait, i am confused, did Loki kill Odin or did he like... hid him or something.

Thor: that i do not know.

Bruce: i agree with Natasha here. This is confusing.

Clint: I have a question!!! Who cried when Loki died!?!

Thor: *raises hand*

Everyone else: ...

Thor: what? Has no one has that feeling of Loki's death? I mean "death".

Tony: He deserved it.

Thor: 0_0

Steve: it's kind of true... Like karma.

Bruce: yeah, since Coulson got stabbed in the back by Loki, same thing happened to him but by a giant monster... And they are both alive, secretly.

Loki: hey, guys...

Everyone else: ...

Tony: *slap Loki* Y U HERE?

Loki: what the--- I was just here to give Thor some Poptarts---

Thor: POPTARTSSS!!!! *tackles Loki for da poptarts*

Loki: OW!!

Steve: *pokes Loki with a stick*

Loki: Um... Steve?

Steve: Yeah?

Loki: Stop it.

Steve: *hits loki withs stick* YOU LIED TO THOORRRR!!!!!

Loki: OW OW OW OW!!! STEVE! STOP IT! OWWWW! YOU BIT ME!

Steve: grr.

Clint: AWW! STEVE IS SO CUTTE WHEN HE IS ANGRY! STEVE SMASH! YES U ARE YES U ARE.

Bruce: this is disturbing...

Steve: ... *smiles* yeah, i am...

Nat: Ugh, please no CapEye

Loki: hey, Nat.

Nat: LOKI! AFTER ALL THIS TIME, YOU DIDNT TELL US U WERE DEAD!!!?!? THEN SURVIVED SOMEHOW?!?

Loki: Great way to ruin the BlackFrost moment here, Romanoff.

Nat: ...

Loki: fine, but i "died" a long time ago, even before the wedding!

Tony: which wedding? There's a lot of Weddings...Did you know Johnlock got married yesterday?

Loki: -_- Yeah, I was there. And I mean my wedding with Sherlock.

Bruce: Wait, is Sherlock married to both men?

Loki: Yeah. He kind of had no choice because Mrs. Hudson was screaming "GET MARRIED ALREADY! JOHNLOCK!!!"

Clint: I don't understand this, I don't even watch BBC Sherlock

Hulk: WATCH IT NOW!!!

Clint: AHHH!

Hulk: *carries Clint over his shoulders and forces him to watch Sherlock BBC*

*one day later*

Clint: OHHHHH.

*One day earlier when Clint and Hulk was watching*

Thor: *Hugs loki* I MISSED YOU BROTHER!

Loki: THOR, I AM NOT---

Thor: *Puppy dog eyes*

Loki: *Smiles* I missed you too...Brother... *Hugs back*

Nat: awww...<3

Steve: So sweet.

Tony: Wait, THEY ARE BROTHERS?!?!

Nat: *Facepalm* technically, they are...

Steve: Catch up, Stark.

Tony: Says the guys who can't work a computer.

Steve: I know how to---

Tony: no you don't

Steve: Yeah, I don't...

Nat: :3 Stony...

****

Random fact: Every time when I watch a movie (Not Hulk or Avengers) with Mark Ruffalo in it, and he gets angry I say "HULK SMASH!"

Q: one word, seven letters, not a statement, what is it?