unaging dream. 【不老夢】

【𝐤𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚&𝐜𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬&𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟】

hi welcome to the most chaotic family (thank you to Bloody_Wankers and CaptainSai for your contributions)

warnings: nsfw mentions (his magic stick), suicide mentions
i also deeply apologise for the absurdity you will read a bit later on 🤡

- this is messy so i apologise in advance

- ok y'all are probably curious as to how many kids in total you and kibera have

- i was initially gonna be nice and have him stop when you turned 35 but i decided nah so he stopped when you turned 40 instead

- which means it was 19 years of baby making

- i was feeling sorry so i decided 1 baby = 7 months so twins would take 14 months and triplets 21 months etc

- i calculated that you could have a total of 32.5 kids so i rounded it up to 33 (the more the merrier, you know?)

- without breaks that is, but i've decided to be nice and give you a 1 month break after the birth of every child

- y'all went at it for 19 years so 19 x 12 = 228 months

- so i decided on 8 twins (16 kids), 3 triplets (9 kids), 1 quadruplet and 2 singles (total 31, yes i can do math)

- rip (y/n)'s/your uterus 😔

- no i don't have names or designated appearances for the kids. so call them whatever you want

- i'd like to think they have like 20 boys and 11 girls

- technically he is baby trapping you since i do think that you are not an asshole in the sense that you'd just leave your kids

- (and with 31 kids it's basically impossible to escape if you're trying to take all of them)

- i guess you do end up submitting to your fate since fighting will get you nowhere

- but that doesn't mean you love him or anything, all the more reason to hate him actually

- but if there's anything you can respect him for it's how he rules

- as bloodthirsty as he is he's managed to keep the peace with all the other nations, and tbh you don't really care how because peace is peace

- economy is good, people have jobs, it's good all around and you can respect him for that

- but he's still a sadistic asshole so fuck you kibera

- he's a good dad tho,, he raised his kids well (raised them all to believe that you're some sort of goddess 🤡 you were like 🤨 when your first pair of twins came up to you asking if you were a goddess)

- all of them can fight with a sword and protect themselves

- they also inherited his slyness so gremlin children

- they're cute tho so i'll excuse them

- anyways uhhh

- kibera is a simp to the max,, like literally

- he is no thoughts head empty only you

- he has a pet dragon named ascalon,, he's a good boi to only the (l/n) family

- he's like,, 30ft tall with white skin and a sort of peach colour scales that cover his underbelly

- he has a pair of horns that curl upwards, and his eye colour is dark blue around the edges and sort of lighten to frosty blue when it gets to the middle