🍋 Dirty Pick Up Lines

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I will make a SFW version later. For now, let me satisfy your thirsts.

Lucifer
"My name is Lucifer."
"I know... Why are you telling me that?"
"Just making sure you'll scream the right name tonight."

Mammon
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."

Levi
"If I'm a demon, will you be a Hashira?"
"Huh? Why?"
"Because I really want you to slay me tonight."

Satan
"Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine."

Asmo
"Hold on, you've got something on your ass!"
"What is it?"
"My eyes..."

Beel
"Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar."

Belphie
"You must be my Cinderella."
"Why?"
"Because I'm going to make that dress disappear at midnight."

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