So I met Ethan because we went to the same school. He was a freshman and I was a junior. So at a hockey game where the band was there my friend Emily (EmK) was like "dude look at his hair. Do you think it can be put in a pony tail?" And I said, "I don't know, probably. Just ask him." So she asks him and gives him a hair tie and he doesn't do it. They exchange snaps and they start talking. She thinks he's just a friend but he gets a crush on her BECAUSE HES A FUCKING PICK ME BOY AND NEVER HAS RECEIVED ATTENTION FROM A FEMALE.
