Anonymous Bitch

{Previously} 
Now, I'm going through wattpad stories so that I can be sure whether someone else has written a story that has a similar plot to the one that I want to write about. 
Yes, I've finally got sense knocked into me. Apparently, I'm 'failing' English and should write essays to improve. So, here I am! I'm so smart, aren't i? *evil laugh*
I'll catch up with you guys later then, I'll go search for the books :}
Take care and go **** yourself-.-
Lmao, just kidding ;P

{Um..Like right now}
I have finally decided. No, I'm not going to go and give my virginity to a random guy. Honestly, Wattpaders, from where do such thoughts come into your heads? Pssshht.
I am going to post a story! *waits till the crowd calms down*
As it is my first time writing one...*flushes the memory of the epic failure of the trial book that she had randomly decided to write because she was drunk*... Please go easy on me. And I would request if you'd tell me whether there is a story with a similar plot to mine. The last thing I would want is to be accused of plagiarism. I'm serious. But. But, if I find out that somehow someone stole my plot and started randomly posting chapters just so the story looks big, I will personally go up to you, and shove scissors up your genitals (if you're a she), or cut of the genital (if you're a he). Yes, I know, I can be pretty violent if I want to... Anyways, I doubt I'd have to worry bout that though. I'm sure it'd be hard to actually steal the plot, by just reading the description or the first chapter. This would be because I wouldn't want to continue writing a book if no one read it. Even if there is just 1 read, I will continue writing it. Because I'm just nice like that...Jokes aside, I would appreciate it if that person would help me with some key-pointers into becoming better at writing. I'd also appreciate it if you'd give my book a try. Thank you for your patience *to whoever who bothered reading this **** *
Bye Bæs