Y/n's pov
"Did you and Tsukishima fight or something?" Suga asks.
"Nah we're good," I say.
"Then is there a reason you keep on stealing his water and drinking it before he even gets a chance to have some?" he asks.
I glance over to Kei who just so happens to be dying as we near the end of practice.
"I was just thirsty," I say.
"And you threatened ever else that if you gave him water you'd beat them," Kageyama says.
"I did not," I say. "I didn't threaten Yachi or Yams,"
But then again I don't need to. And I'm not trying to traumatize them, it's enough that they have to deal with me on a daily.
"Aren't you supposed help out with the beauty pageant?" Yamaguchi asks.
"I'm not allowed to go," I say. "Apparently my input is not needed,"
"No surprise there," Kei stands up, looks like he won't be dying tonight.
"I thought you were going to actually die," Hinata says.
"As if I'd die," he rolls his eyes. "Your so stupid,"
"Heres your water peasant," I throw the bottle at him.
I want intently as I watch him take a big gulp.
"God what is that?" he cringes.
"Its water," I smile.
"It doesn't smell like water from here," Daichi says.
"Its vinegar pussy," I say.
"Language," Suga gasps.
"Everyone go home," Ukai says. "I don't want to have to be a witness to your guy's trouble-making,"
"Are you gonna drink that or?" I ask.
"Obviously I'm not gonna drink this crap," he hands me the bottle. "Your going insane,"
"It's your own fault," we start walking out of the gym. "Your the one who suggested that stupid magical girl cafe, this was all part of your evil plan,"
"Well maybe you should stop sleeping in class," he snickers. "Then maybe it would be something different,"
"You are despicable," I say. "And I bet you planned the pageant shit too. This is terrible, i'm gonna be sweating my tits off in whatever they stuff me in,"
"The pageant wasn't my doing," he says. "You got picked cause you're pretty,"
"I refuse to believe that you just uttered those words," I cover my ears. "I must remain a bad bitch who remains unaffected by your antics,"
"My antics?" he scoffs.
"Yup," I nod my head. "I will not turn into baby bitch, I will remain hardcore,"
"Says the one who he gets carried around while she eats her children's snacks," he says.
"No, I've left that lifestyle behind, no piggybacks rides or kid foods for me," I continue to walk. "If I want to grow taller I've got to act like it, I'll act tall,"
"That doesn't even make any sense," he says. "How do you act tall?"
"Behold my blank expression," I say. "And how I'm matching your strides, just like a tall person. Think tall, act tall, and be tall,"
"How does one act tall? Enlighten me oh wise one," he says in a sarcastic voice.
"Who shoved a stick up your ass?" I ask. "I bet you did it yourself,"
"That's gross," he says. "Your gross,"
"Anyways... I've been studying all of you tall folk,"
"If anything you growing taller will dull you out," he says.
"What's that supposed to mean?" I question. "It won't dull me out,"
"If you get taller you'll have to start acting your height, no more acting a fool," he says.
"Your tall, and you act a fool," I point out.
"I've always been tall so it doesn't matter," he says.
"There are no perks in you getting taller," he says. "But you'll be closer to Jesus,"
"Jesus and I are on decent terms, and I heard that he stole the dino's form hell. So I want to go to heaven, actually, I wanna be reincarnated as some celebrities baby," I say. "But like one that isn't canceled,"
"If you grow taller you'll become all lanky," he says.
"Just because your tall doesn't mean you'll become lanky, your not even that lanky," I say.
"I bet you'll lose your ass," he says.
"That's it, I give up," I say. "I don't want to be tall, tall people suck,"
"You so kind," he rolls his eyes.
"I'm just kidding, obviously Wakatoshi doesn't suck," I say. "But everyone sucks a little,"
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"Well basically I'm climbing onto this bench so I can jump on top of you," I say. "And since your full or reasons on why being tall is just as good as finding some used earplugs. You must prevent me from growing taller,"
"I don't want to carry you," he says.
"If I break my neck falling onto the pavement... Actually that could make a cool video," I say. "Make sure you get this on video,"
"Are you serious?" he asks slightly concerned.
"Should I attempt a backflip or just go for a swan dive?" I ask. "I'd go for a belly flop but that's a little bit basic for my taste,"
"Of course your serious," he shakes his head.
"Get your phone out you goon," I say. "If I'm gonna break my neck I at least want some clout,"
"I don't want to have to grab you, it's getting dark out so it'll look like I'm kidnapping you," he says. "And that's the last thing I need,"
"So it would be pretty bad if I just yelled, STRANG-!" I start but he covers my mouth.
"I swear to whatever God you pray to I will give you away," he says.
"Which type of giving away? The hamster kind perhaps?" I mumble.
"I'll give you a way to the Karen who's hair takes up two whole bus seats," he says.
"Ew," I cringe. "Guess my neck won't be breaking today,"
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"So basically I just need you to write a note and sign it saying that I'm allergic to strawberries," I say.
He sits there looking at me, very confused.
"But your eating some right now," he says.
"Well next week I'll be allergic," I say. "I just need you to do this,"
"Okay," he nods his head. "I'll do it,"
"Great," I smile. "My life has been saved,"
"So how was school?" he asks.
"Oh, it was a tragedy," I say. "So there doing this culture festival, and I was sleeping in class,"
"Was I supposed to be surprised?" he asks. "That sounds like a normal day for you,"
"I'm not to the tragedy part yet," I say. "All was going good until my teacher woke me and informed me that our class was doing a magical girl cafe,"
"So are you going to be baking?" he asks.
"I wish I was, believe me, I do. But unfortunately, Kei told the teacher that I'd want to be on the serving crew, so now I have to be a magical girl,"
"..." he stares blankly. "Your gonna wear a dress?"
"Yup," I nod my head. "Unfortunately,"
"You... in an actual dress," he says. "I can't imagine it,"
"And get this," I say. "I'm representing the class in the beauty pageant, and that means another dress,"
"Are they bribing you or something?" he asks.
"Yeah basically," I nod my head. "I get a dino basket, and its gonna gave some stuff in it,"
"That makes sense," he nods his head. "Also I need to talk to you tomorrow after school,"
"Is everything all right? Do you need recommendations on cocktails or something?" I ask.
"No, it's nothing like that," he gets up from the table.
"Is it important?" I ask.
"Yes it is very important," he says seriously.
"Uh... Am I in trouble or something?" I ask. "I'm kinda getting paranoid,"
"You're not in trouble," he says. "But it's still important,"
"Okay," I nod my head, still confused about what it could be about.
"I'll get you after school," he says.
"Okay," I nod my head again.
I don't believe him, I've got to be in trouble or something. But maybe he's just making it seem more serious then it is. What if it's nothing, but what if its something?
That moment when your somehow mistaken for your mother and get shoved into a police car forcefully for no reason at all. 🙂✌️ ACAB. And then you find out that she's not even going to get time in prison. Yes I'm fine.
-Crouton