Aunty ji when your rotis are round:
"Arrey waah! Your rotis are rounder than the moon. Saxena ji ki beti can't even make a roti without turning it into an amoeba. *hi hi hi* Beta bahot aage jaayoge life mein. God bless."
Aunty ji when your rotis are the second cousin of an amoeba:
"SUSHILA, TEACH HER TO MAKE ROUND ROTIS! IT IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENCE TO MAKE NON-ROUND ROTIS! WHERE IS OUR CULTURE HEADING?! IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE WESTERN CULTURE! AUR PEHNO CHHOTE KAPDE! SHE WON'T GET A GOOD DULHA, HER KIDS WILL BE UNRULY, SHE WILL HAVE A TOUGH TIME AT HER SASURAL! DEKH LENA!"
"Aunty ji, advice de rahe ho ya shraap?"