tv wife | katsuki bakugo

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━in which a feral hedgehog ends up falling in love with the actress that plays his wife on tv. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═... Mais

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epilogue
thank you
bonus: lemon
bonus: quadruple date
bonus: coming out
bonus: headcanons
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note, please read.
buttered noodles.
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butters mama | 1:23 p.m.
how dare u

pikachu | 1:23 p.m.
????

pikachu | 1:23 p.m.
anyone know what she's talking about?

ami 🦶 | 1:24 p.m.
no

flex tape 🤪 | 1:25 p.m.
i'm taking a shit :))

jera 🌶 | 1:25 p.m.
shut up

flex tape 🤪 | 1:25 p.m.
:(

pikachu | 1:26 p.m.
it's ok, dude

pikachu | 1:26 p.m.
she's just mad bc girls can't poop

jera 🌶 | 1:26 p.m.
i-

cin 💦 | 1:27 p.m.
he's got us, jera 😞

jera 🌶 | 1:27 p.m.
unfortunately 😞

ami 🦶 | 1:27 p.m.
how much did it cost?

zlut 💘 | 1:28 p.m.
everything

butters mama | 1:28 p.m.
i!! am!! still!! upset!!

zlut 💘 | 1:28 p.m.
no one cares

butters mama | 1:28 p.m.
:(

pikachu | 1:29 p.m.
okok i'll bite

pikachu | 1:29 p.m.
babe, why are u mad?

butters mama | 1:30 p.m.
cin betrayed us!!! >:(

cin 💦 | 1:30 p.m.
i-

cin 💦 | 1:30 p.m.
hOW???

ami 🦶 | 1:30 p.m.
such a bOLD accusation

flex tape 🤪 | 1:31 p.m.
how did the biggest whore in
the group chat betray us?

zlut 💘 | 1:31 p.m.
HEY

zlut 💘 | 1:31 p.m.
I'M THE BIGGEST WHORE💀💀

jera 🌶 | 1:32 p.m.
no me

zlut 💘 | 1:32 p.m.
u read one lemon and think
ur all that? 😳

jera 🌶 | 1:32 p.m.
AOISDNADNOAIND

jera 🌶 | 1:33 p.m.
SHUT UPPP 💀💀💀

flex tape 🤪 | 1:34 p.m.
u DIDN'T HAVE TO MURDER HER LIKE THAT

pikachu | 1:35 p.m.
DAMN 😳😳

butters mama | 1:36 p.m.
LOOK AT CIN'S URL

flex tape 🤪 | 1:39 p.m.
CIN HOW COULD U

flex tape 🤪 | 1:39 p.m.
hold up gotta wipe-

jera 🌶 | 1:42 p.m.
the volume of this betrayal is

jera 🌶 | 1:42 p.m.
ASTRONOMICAL

zlut 💘 | 1:43 p.m.
don't encourage her 💀

cin 💦 | 1:43 p.m.
pls have mercy 🥺🥺🥺

butters mama | 1:44 p.m.
the high elders have judged ur crimes 😡

ami 🦶 | 1:44 p.m.
what's wrong?????

ami 🦶 | 1:45 p.m.
am i missing something here?

pikachu | 1:45 p.m.
cin changed her url from butters cult
to a bakugo hate petition 💀

ami 🦶 | 1:45 p.m.
oh

ami 🦶 | 1:46 p.m.
well,,, u gotta respect the grind

butters mama | 1:46 p.m.
ok but what if the butters url was
a mr squid url

ami 🦶 | 1:46 p.m.
murder

butters mama | 1:46 p.m.
eXACTLY

pikachu | 1:46 p.m.
c'mon y'all...

pikachu | 1:47p.m.
bakugo's not even that bad :(

cin 💦 | 1:47 p.m.
his vibes are oFF 💯

pikachu | 1:48 p.m.
ur just mad that u can't vibe
with him.

jera 🌶 | 1:48 p.m.
oop-

flex tape 🤪 | 1:51 p.m.
didn't know u had it in u, denks 💀

zlut 💘 | 1:51 p.m.
how was ur shit?

flex tape 🤪 | 1:52 p.m.
11/10 would do it again 😌

zlut 💘 | 1:52 p.m.
nice 😌

jera 🌶 | 1:52 p.m.
ok but bakugo's hot so his
vibes pass to me

zlut 💘 | 1:52 p.m.
same

butters mama | 1:53 p.m.
ur dating a model shut up

zlut 💘 | 1:53 p.m.
i can't find other men hot????

butters mama | 1:53 p.m.
:(((

pikachu | 1:54 p.m.
aw is babie sad that she's single? 🥺

butters mama | 1:54 p.m.
i just wanT TO BE DICKED DOWN

cin 💦 | 1:54 p.m.
yes ma'am 😌

butters mama | 1:55 p.m.
shut up, traitor >:(

cin 💦 | 1:55 p.m.
:o

pikachu | 1:55 p.m.
blind dates are a thing??

flex tape 🤪 | 1:55 p.m.
tinder hookups

zlut 💘 | 1:57 p.m.
she wants to be dicked down,
not an STD

ami 🦶 | 1:57 p.m.
AOSDKAOKSDM

jera 🌶 | 1:57 p.m.
ZADA 💀💀

butters mama | 1:58 p.m.
blind dates scare me :(

flex tape 🤪 | 1:58 p.m.
we can try eiji?

zlut 💘 | 1:58 p.m.
are u kidding me?

zlut 💘 | 1:59 p.m.
he does workout videos for
a living. y/n would die.

pikachu | 2:00 p.m.
me :)

butters mama | 2:01 p.m.
we drunk fucked once and u
came in six seconds. next.

cin 💦 | 2:02 p.m.
i-

cin 💦 | 2:02 p.m.
hOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

ami 🦶 | 2:03 p.m.
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK?

butters mama | 2:03 p.m.
it was a few months ago.

zlut 💘 | 2:04 p.m.
pls tell me u got an STD check

pikachu | 2:04 p.m.
I'M CLEAN

jera 🌶 | 2:04 p.m.
OK SHUT UP

jera 🌶 | 2:05 p.m.
Y/N WANTS DICK SO WE NEED
TO FIND A DICK DONOR

ami 🦶 | 2:05 p.m.
a-a dick donor- 💀

flex tape 🤪 | 2:05 p.m.
wait isn't she in the show tho

flex tape 🤪 | 2:06 p.m.
do u know ur castmates yet?

pikachu | 2:06 p.m.
I AM TOO >:((

flex tape 🤪 | 2:06 p.m.
not everything is about u, denki >:(

pikachu | 2:07 p.m.
ok i'm gonna go cry now

butters mama | 2:07 p.m.
hanta-

flex tape 🤪 | 2:07 p.m.
i'll check on him later, dw

cin 💦 | 2:08 p.m.
okok i'm ok with y/n getting
dick as long as it isn't bakugo's

butters mama | 2:08 p.m.
we don't listen to the traitor anymore

zlut 💘 | 2:08 p.m.
oh god ur gonna do something stupid

butters mama | 2:09 p.m.
just bc u said that, i'm gonna go for
bakugo's dick out of SPITE

ami 🦶 | 2:09 p.m.
does he even know who u are????

zlut 💘 | 2:09 p.m.
he knows who i am :)

butters mama | 2:10 p.m.
hush

zlut 💘 | 2:10 p.m.
:(

flex tape 🤪 | 2:11 p.m.
i'll put in a good word for you :D

butters mama | 2:11 p.m.
ty hanta <3

jera 🌶 | 2:12 p.m.
ok but what if he isn't one
of ur castmates?

butters mama | 2:12 p.m.
i'm fucked bc i get rlly busy when i have
a role to play :/

ami 🦶 | 2:09 p.m.
alright so get operation bakugo
dick is a go >:D

cin 💦 | 2:08 p.m.
but-

zlut 💘 | 2:10 p.m.
shut up, traitor

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