non-non-dayo
for the thirsty gays
karen
claudine
i
i–
karen
🙆🏻♀️ your wc kuro-chan
claudine
i–i–i–
karen
oho kuro.exe has stop working
claudine
y'all have officially broken me
thanks guys
WAIT WTF
SHE IS DRESSED IN THE CHEERLE
karen
💁🏻♀️
claudine
IN THE CHEERLE
karen
.
claudine
IN THE CHEER
karen
oh no kuro-chan
F
claudine
wait no i got this
IN THE CHE
fuck
karen
hikari-chann kuro-chan has malfunction
claudine
no no no i got this in the bag
IN THE C
IN THE C
wtf
karen
@everyone we have lost kuro-chan
claudine
IN THE C
IN THE
IN THE
i give up
karen
has tendō-san overtaken your mind
claudine
this is potato
this is tendō maya
this is points to claudine girlfri
this girlfr
????
this is girl
this is girl
wtf
karen
rip
claudine
rip
saijō-san please help me with this infuriating piece of technology
it wouldn't let me type
girl
gir
karen
akira-san would have done it better
with michiru-san's help
claudine
i am top
no
akira no
i am not botto
i am not bott
karen
Merde :^)
juuna
wtf happened here
claudine
oh juuna
this is girlf
oh you see
karen
jun-jun, i broke kuro-chan too much and now she can't speak properly
claudine
i just can't type certain words
juuna
...
claudine
like
girlfrie
see????
girlfri
girlf
juuna
......
claudine
girl
:^)
nana
Girlfriend?
karen
méchante va!!
claudine
@nana yes that word
hikari
she's being too bottom to type it properly.
claudine
no
this is tendō maya
i am top star
karen
tendō-san did you steal kuro-chan's phone
claudine
ok tbh this is claudine
i'm just imitating how tendō maya would be like
because she's a bottom
I HAVENT LOST
SKSKSKSKSK
maya
claudine
TENDŌ MAYA
MÉCHANTE VA
maya
:)
[maya has changed their name to SHUT UP BOTTOM]
claudine
tendō maya
...
SHUT UP BOTTOM
nana
there's only one top in my heart rn
SHUT UP BOTTOM
:v
claudine
juuna
it's juuna right, banana
🌚
SHUT UP BOTTOM
Koharu-san can top me :v
claudine
wow cheating much
SHUT UP BOTTOM
And yes, this is TENDŌ MAYA speaking
claudine
ok you're sleeping on the couch tonight
au revoir
SHUT UP BOTTOM
☠️
claudine
merde
no baumkuchen for a week
SHUT UP BOTTOM
M–ma Claudine!!
Je suis désolé
claudine
omg i can even hear it with your horrible excuse of an accent
don't talk to me
i can hear you knocking on my door
go away
SHUT UP BOTTOM
| no baumkuchen for a week
@claudine 🥺🥺🥺
claudine
gO aWAY tENDŌ mAYA
karen
kuro-chan i'm sure tendō-san didn't meant to
claudine
you're going to break my door wtf
SHUT UP BOTTOM
claudine
karen
you are too innocent
to know the sins of this world
juuna
what in the world is happening
claudine
oh welcome back juuna
karen
i'm sure she is merely co–coaching you?
claudine
so basically
tendō maya is cheating on me
juuna
banana tasty
claudine
wtf
mahiru
it's courting, karen
juuna
wait
claudine
are the two of you having sex while texting
wtf
karen
t–that one!
juuna
N ON ONONO i was EATING A BANAN RN
claudine
MAYA I SAID GO AWAY
juuna
bANANS HEALTHY
claudine
juuna deny it all you want
juuna
BELIEVE ME
SHUT UP BOTTOM
| tendō maya is cheating on me
@claudine but i'm not 🥺🥺
juuna
claudine believeth me
karen
jun-jun? i didn't know you love banana that much?
juuna
i shalt not forswear to thee
claudine
tendō maya
juuna
i;,m activating my inner shakespeare
claudine
you can come in
to take your pyjamas
and sleep on the couch
SHUT UP BOTTOM
thank you ma–
...
claudine
nana, don't make baumkuchen for her for a week
thank you
juuna
KSAJSDJDSJA
NANA IS SILENT
SHUT UP BOTTOM
o–okay...
juuna
is nana good?
claudine
i told you
juuna and nana
are having sex
juuna
IT'S NOT THAT WAY ISTG
claudine
done and dusted
oh no i forgot karen was in the chat
karen
aaaaa k–kuro–chan! don't be a meanie~ look at tendō-san! i never see her pout that much!
claudine
karen...
she's a grown woman
she can handle herself
SHUT UP BOTTOM
...
claudine
and also she should learn
the implications of words
juuma
claudine...please just make her bamwhateverthefuckitis
claudine
...
SHUT UP BOTTOM
sniffs m–my baumkuchen...
claudine
fine just one
karen
WAAAAAA JUNJUN~ kuro-chan and tendō-san are fighting again–
juuna
actually ima fucking do it i cant handle this anymore
karen
sobbing
juuna
fucking adults
cooks baumkuchen like gordon ramsey has never done
SHUT UP BOTTOM
juuna
sLING SLING WOOOOSH FIREEE
claudine
woah juuna
juuna
im gordon ramsay
karen
j–jun-jun?!
claudine
influenced, much?
nana
i'll pretend i'm not here because i don't know what's going on
juuna
nOW BAM HERES YOUR BAUMKUCHEN EAT THE FUCK UP
claudine
nana, don't escape
juuna
jUNNA IS VERY ANNOYED
karen
@nana it's chaos in kukugumi chat
claudine
please stop her nana
naNA
juuna
nana is dead
let's do an exorcism
anyone wanna go
claudine
tendō maya i said you can come in
nana
wait come again what?!
claudine
why are you still standing outside
hurry take your pjs
karen
s–someone stop junjun
she is scary when she is angry
claudine
or do i have to slide them underneath the door
karen
and i don't want another shakespeare lecture
juuna
karen give me your money
karen
e–eh?!
claudine
juuna
i really nes
need
juuna
w–wait! it's for stuff! yes...stuff
claudine
a level head rn
juuna
a head?
sure ask maya
claudine
yeah i will have her head
eventually
karen
b–but i need them to by suzudaru cat and mr white merchandise for hikari-chan and mahiru-chan
claudine
yeah juuna what do you need
juuna
banana
claudine
just steal kaoruko's credit card
juuna
iM–
claudine
simple
juuna
good idea
anyone wanna join on
claudine
yeah i know
i'm amazing like that
nana
now, kuro-chan, that's not very nice–
juuna
we;re going to buy vBUUUCKS
claudine
ah nana!!
juuna
epic gamer girl
claudine
mind making sure that tendō maya just opens the door already
karen
b–banana! help is junjun has gone mad–
she is cooking mountains of baumkuchen for tendō-san
claudine
juuna wtf
juuna
maya where the fuck are you
nana
are you sure she knows how to open the door? she might only know how to push it. it's pull.
SHUT UP BOTTOM
| yeah i will have her head
@claudine d–dont take my head ma claudine
claudine
omg you are right
she is dumb enouguh to not know how to open doors
juuna
MAYA WHEREST DID YOU GO
claudine
ok i'll get the door for you
SHE IS OUTSIDE MY ROOM JUUNA
nana
or she's too hungry to think.
juuna
I MADE BAUMKUCHEN
OKAY
claudine
NO DONT
SHUT UP BOTTOM
GIVE
ME
claudine
TENDŌ MAYA COME IN ALREADY
NO
NO
NO
SHUT UP BOTTOM
Baumbkwldbka
claudine
TENDŌ MAYA
juuna
HERE
ACTUALLY NO FUCK YOU
YOU TOOK SO LONG
claudine
TENDŌ MAYA
juuna
IM GIVING THIS TO BANANA
claudine
JUUNA
juuna
HERE BANANA
claudine
ARE YOU GOOD
juuna
OPEN WIDE UP
karen
continues to cry at the chaos
SHUT UP BOTTOM
...
......
claudine
maya
juuna
open YOUR MOUTH
nana
tendō-san, please. refrain yourself from any unnecessary things.
SHUT UP BOTTOM
juuna
NANA MY DARLING, OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
claudine
JUUNA
NO
NO
karen
wait what?
juuna
WHAT
IM FEEDING NANA
claudine
ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO TOP HER
juuna
WHY NANA
GUYS
IS THIS SOME LOVE AFFAIR
claudine
WAIT I READ THE CHAT WRONG
juuna
JDSJJDSJSDKAHDASSAD
claudine
MAYA
karen
ahaha so you admit missing tendō-san
SHUT UP BOTTOM
MY BAUMKUCHEN...
nana
i–i'm confused?
claudine
...
juuna
NANA PLEASE OPEN YOUR MOUTH
I MADE ALL THIS FOR YOU
SHUT UP BOTTOM
NANA-SAN
karen
you shouldn't be harsh on tendō-san
SHUT UP BOTTOM
I WANT MY BAUMKUCHEN BACK
claudine
sigh
alright karen
TENDŌ MAYA
GO TO THE KITCHEN
nana
maya-chan...? wait, no. juuna-chan said this was for me.
claudine
i'll make you some baumkuchen alright
SHUT UP BOTTOM
changes into revue outfit
juuna
NANA PLEASE JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
claudine
if it gets you to shut up
...maya
nana
opens mouth slightly
juuna
BIGGER
SHUT UP BOTTOM
!!
nana
i can actually feed myself, juuna-chan.
juuna
...
SHUT UP BOTTOM
cuts nana's arms
juuna
nah i dont think so
WHAT THE FUCK
nana
i'll just grab o–
claudine
MAYA
SHUT UP BOTTOM
BAUMKUCHEN
nana
oh god.
claudine
I SAID COME HERE
juuna
MAYA YOU LITTLE SHIT
SHUT UP BOTTOM
GIVE
juuna
NANA ARE YOU OKAY
claudine
I HAVE BAUMKUCHEN FOR YOU
SHUT UP BOTTOM
NOW
claudine
LEAVE NANA ALONE
LEAVE NANA ALONE OMG
WHERE ARE YALL
IM COMING
nana
you cut off my arms!
SHUT UP BOTTOM
:)
juuna
IM GOING TO IMPALE YOU WITH MY BAUMKUCHEN
claudine
JUUNA WHERE ARE YOU
juuna
if that's possible
claudine
JUUNA WHERE ARE YOU
juuna
IM TRYNA FEED NANA
claudine
WHERE
IN THE COMMON ROOM??
juuna
AT THE KITHEN
KITCHEN
claudine
OK
nana
i can't hand over!!! cries in armless banana
claudine
I AM COMING
juuna
WAIT
CUTS ARM
claudine
TENDŌ MAYA
juuna
GIVES ARM TO NANA
TAPES ARM
claudine
COME BACK
juuna
THERE
IS IT OKAY
claudine
TENDŌ MAYA
HANG IN THERE NANA
I BROUGHT TAPE
SHUT UP BOTTOM
yes ma claudine?
juuna
TAPE IT HARDER
SHUT UP BOTTOM
tape...
claudine
omg maya there you are
nana
moves taped arm (?)
SHUT UP BOTTOM
i have duct tape
nana
uhh...
juuna
TAPES TAPE MORE TAPE
claudine
wtf why are you still holding nana's arms
maya give them back
juuna
wait now i have no arms
🤡
claudine
juuna are you quite alright
god this chaos
nana
take your arms back :(
claudine
luckily futakao are out today
juuna
all for a baumkuchen
nana
juuna-chan ;-;
juuna
no...you need it
claudine
juuna take your arms back
juuna
okay
cuts nana's arm
but HALF
claudine
maya
give back nana's arms
now.
nana
confused banana noises
claudine
TENDŌ MAYA
juuna
tapes arm
SHUT UP BOTTOM
claudine
thank you
here, nana
juuna
😳
claudine
ok juuna
take your WHOLE arm back
juuna
OKAY
cuts nana's arm
tapes nana's arm to my arm
claudine
...
karen
what
claudine
oh no karen
nana
again?!
claudine
erm
juuna
you're a piece of me
🥺
such romance
claudine
was juuna always a yandere
nana
🥺 aww, juuna-chan.
juuna
love you.
claudine
see tendō mays you are better off staying quiet
nana
i love you too, junjun.
juuna
💞💖❣️
karen
oh my god
________________________________
a/n: LOL MY HANDS HURT HERE YOU GO GUYS ok so basically my discord server is full of crackheads and i just started acting out of nowhere and everyone just joined in like the good sports they are. this one's for you guys.
cast:
xBellaGeix — nana
rhodeslucky7 — karen
yeagerists — juuna
-Saltire- — maya
me — claudine
this was pure utter crack wth guys