ashton:
is it safe to exist again
michael:
yeah it's been like 2 weeks
luke:
are you all avoiding me¿
doctor atlas:
we were giving you space
luke:
ah
ashton:
so it's safe now?
luke:
yeah it's safe
ashton:
okay cool
everyone stop what you're doing and look at my pretty boy
doctor atlas:
HSHDJDKSKSK
🥺🥺
michael:
awwwhh
luke:
🥺
doctor atlas:
you're too kind, too kind😪
michael:
where's calum?
calum my bf <3:
here
ashton:
where were you
luke:
probably asleep
doctor atlas:
you mean he's not in la?
i'm shocked
calum my bf <3:
fuck off
michael:
bruh you've been there almost every night for the past two weeks
calum my bf <3:
i have not
ashton:
you have
luke:
LMAO
michael:
well shit...
ashton:
please don't do this again
michael:
what're y'all doin'?
ashton:
ending my shit
doctor atlas:
kshfhdksksks
calum my bf <3:
ashton:
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS
CALUM PLEASE-
calum my bf <3:
HAAHAHAHAH
michael:
CALUM WHYYYYY
luke:
STOP ITS SO BAD LIKE THAT IT NEEDS TOAST
doctor atlas:
WHAT IS IT-
ashton:
HAHAH FUCK
I FORGOT YOU WERE AMERICAN
ITS VEGEMITE
calum my bf <3:
:)))))
michael:
YOU DONT JUST-
HOU CANT
calum my bf <3:
WELL I DID
AND YOU CAN DIE MAD ABT IT
luke:
LFHDGDJFKDK
michael:
luke please come get your man
calum my bf <3:
oh
luke:
ashton:
LMFAO
doctor atlas:
that makes me very uncomfortable
calum my bf <3:
sjdjfksksk
michael:
so why have you been at luke's for the better part of two weeks
luke:
i am Going Through It
calum my bf <3:
^
ashton:
do you not still have a job-
calum my bf <3:
i do
i'm making it work
doctor atlas:
are you
calum my bf <3:
yup
michael:
mhm
how's your back feel sleeping on his couch every night
calum my bf <3:
um
michael:
or are you sleeping together
luke:
doctor atlas:
I HATE THAT
michael:
well shit... what're y'all doin'... screwin'?
luke:
MICHAEL CLIFFORD.
michael:
LUKE HEMMINGS.
calum my bf <3:
CALUM HOOD.
ashton:
ASHTON IRWIN.
doctor atlas:
ATLAS RIDER.
michael:
your last name's rider?
doctor atlas:
yes
you knew that
michael:
OH RIGHT
YEAH
I DID
doctor atlas:
🤡
luke:
michael's gonna need a doctor soon if he doesn't stop💀
michael:
are you threatening me
luke:
YES
doctor atlas:
dear god
calum my bf <3:
we have not been.,,
bro i hate that word
michael:
SCREWING
calum my bf <3:
YES
WHY DO YOU THINK I HATE THAT TIKTOK
michael:
HSJFKFKSKSK
luke:
guess i'll add that to the list of words you hate
doctor atlas:
you have a list of words he hates
luke:
michael:
and you wonder why we ship you
calum my bf <3:
hush
ashton:
cake
luke:
no
michael:
cake
calum my bf <3:
NO
doctor atlas:
stop bothering them, children
ashton:
HUSH
i am not a child
i am the second oldest person in this group
doctor atlas:
yeah and i'm the oldest so therefore, hush child
michael:
wait
what
doctor atlas:
do you really not know how old i am
michael:
..
doctor atlas:
28
i'm 28
oh my god
calum my bf <3:
wHAT
luke:
are y'all
serious
do you not know how to count
calum my bf <3:
.?.?,?.?.???
luke:
he has a bachelors (4 years)
and he went to med school (also 4 years)
and he's a second year resident
28
doctor atlas:
THANK YOU
ashton:
you are all so stupid
michael:
LISTEN
I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
luke:
please kill me
ashton:
skdhfjsksks
calum my bf <3:
so...
this means ashton is into older men
ashton:
why are we doing this
michael:
always thought you'd be the dom
ashton:
MICHAEL SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS
doctor atlas:
KSHFJFJDKSSK
luke:
YOU REALIZE YOUR AGITATION IS MAKING US THINK HES RIGHT
ashton:
FUCK OFF
doctor atlas:
you're such a sub
and we both know very well you are
don't even fight it
ashton:
THEY ODNT ENED TO KNWOT THAT
luke:
is he still a top tho
doctor atlas:
yes
ashton:
ACE
PLEASE-
calum my bf <3:
you call him ace?
that's cute as fuck
doctor atlas:
🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻
michael:
this groupchat is hellfire
doctor atlas:
didn't you literally start this entire conversation
michael:
maybe?
idk
i know i participated tho
but this is still hellfire
ashton:
yeah
doctor atlas:
ash when are u coming home
ashton:
ugh
never at this point
luke:
it's
3am
where is he
doctor atlas:
work.🗿
michael:
WHY
ashton:
crime waits for no one
doctor atlas:
ughhhhhh
i miss u
ashton:
aren't you hanging out with tyler
doctor atlas:
yeah but i can't kiss tyler now can i
luke:
🥺🥺🥺
doctor atlas:
@ ash
ashton:
yes
i so am
wait where are you i-
doctor atlas:
24-hour diner
didn't wanna make food
ashton:
SO YOU WENT OUT IN NYC AT 3AM
doctor atlas:
fletch, honey, i was raised by a very large, very mean man in brooklyn
i promise if someone tried to mug me, they'd be the ones leaving with injuries
michael:
that had top energy
ashton:
oh my god
calum my bf <3:
fletch🥺
[luke changed the conversation name to simping over ash and atlas]
ashton:
sigh
doctor atlas:
sjdjfjdksk
ashton:
OKAY
IM LEAVING
doctor atlas:
YESYEYSEYESYES
WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE THE DINER
IVE GOTTA DROP TYLER BACK OFF AT HIS PLACE SK WE'LL PROBABLY GET HOME AROUND THE SAME TIME
ashton:
YAYAYYAYAYAYYAY
michael:
how about you go to bed when you get home
and calum and luke go to bed right now
luke:
michael caring about our wellbeing?
michael:
i'm honestly just wondering why you are all always awake at ungodly hours
luke:
well, michael
i am mentally ill
idk about everyone else, but
doctor atlas:
3am is my 7pm
i don't have a proper sleep schedule
i work nights half the time
and days the other half
so i'm all kinds of fucked
calum my bf <3:
i actually like sleep i just like talking to luke more
ashton:
not even all of us
calum my bf <3:
i haven't had sex with any of you besides luke
michael:
KSHFJDKSHSJDKS
luke:
CAL JCDHDJSKSK
calum my bf <3:
am i wrong
luke:
NO BUT-
calum my bf <3:
JHSFJFKSKSKS
ashton:
dear lord
doctor atlas:
kshfjdkssk
oh
luke
luke:
atlas
doctor atlas:
you don't have insomnia do you
luke:
no
maybe?
probably
i also ran out of my meds yesterday and didn't have time to get them refilled today so i'm slightly afraid to sleep because i don't want to have another fucking weird ass dream like i did last time this happened
doctor atlas:
okay
um
you should start ordering more BEFORE you run out
because that's very bad
luke:
yeah
i just have no common sense
michael:
wait
luke:
bipolar ii
ocd
never told y'all because i didn't want people to freak and leave me
cal knew
anyway
doctor atlas:
why would we freak
it's not like you asked to be mentally ill🤷♂️
luke:
yeah
my dad decided he couldn't handle it and cut me out of his life
so
i'm slightly weary
ashton:
we'll fight your dad
luke:
skdjfksksks
thanks
michael:
where'd cal go
luke:
we're on ft
ashton:
cake
luke:
ashton i swear to god
calum my bf <3:
he do be playing music doe
michael:
luke do you ever change that hoodie
luke:
yes
this one's new
you've seen me constantly wearing my grey one
ashton:
what happened to the grey one
calum my bf <3:
it's the one i'm wearing rn
michael:
CAKE
luke:
BE QUIET MICHAEL
michael:
never
calum my bf <3:
god
ashton:
okay i have to drive home so i'm gonna go
luke:
have fun
use protection
ashton:
I NEVER EVEN SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SEX
calum my bf <3:
yeah but we all know y'all are gonna rip each other's clothes off as soon as you see each other so
ashton:
JSHFJDKSKSK
doctor atlas:
he's not wrong
ashton:
ohmygod
OKAY DRIVING NOW BYE
doctor atlas:
BE CAREFUL I LOVE U
ashton:
I LOVE U <3
calum my bf <3:
ew love
luke:
^
michael:
wow
luke:
wat
michael:
ur usually pro-love
luke:
i've seen some shit since
calum my bf <3:
:(
michael:
💀
wait were you serenading calum in the facetime
luke:
i????
no???
i was playing harry styles
michael:
.....you were serenading calum
luke:
I WAS NOT SERENADING CALUM
calum my bf <3:
why not
luke:
WH AT
calum my bf <3:
shdjfksksksk
michael:
CAKE
luke:
NO
michael:
#CAKE
luke:
DIE