Sapphire : And we're baaaaack!
Twilight: Hey! That's my line! *frowns*
Sapphire: Well, its my 1 year wattiversary and I've always wanted to say that line so.....
Pinkie: *whispers in Twilight's ear* She's such a Bad Guy, right?
Rainbow: Any dares for the most awesomest pony alive? * shows off new flying moves*
Sapphire: *looks at her list of dares* Uh...... yes.
Rainbow: *scoffs arrogantly * of course there is
Sapphire: I'm afraid you won't like it
Rainbow: Well I'm too awesome to skip a dare! Whatever it is I'll do it!
Sapphire: *mumbles quietly* if you say so...
Twilight:* speaks rapidly* If there are no dares for me I'll just go and -
Pinkie: Nonsense Twily! Of course there are dares for you! *smiles widely*
Twilight : *sadly groans*
Sapphire: Lets start with Twilight then! *chuckles lightly*
Pinkie: *sees list of dares* *laughs maniacally*
Applejack : *takes a look* *laughs loudly*
Twilight: what's so funny? *walks toward the 3 ponies* *takes a look at the list* WHAT!?
Rainbow: Of course, the official Twilighting emoji.
Fluttershy: what's an emoji?
Rainbow: its complicated 😆
Fluttershy: ???
Rainbow: 😎
Fluttershy: Did I just see a yellow critter come out of your words?
Rainbow: Imagine a world like that.....
Fluttershy: huh?
Applejack: anyways..... LETSGETTWILIGHTTODOTHEDARE!!!
Pinkie: YESSSSSSSS
Dare: Twilight to tell Celestia she's pregnant and DISCORD's the father. That would be epic!
Dare given by itsawesometime
Mane 5 except Fluttershy : Do it! Do it!
Fluttershy: Why Discord? Why not Flash who happens to be your coltfriend
Twilight: I know, right?
Pinkie: Bcoz we want to prank Celestia, duh.
Twilight : So you want to give her a heart attack
Pinkie: Twily, you need to calm down
Twilight: *continues to twilight*
Rainbow: You're being too loud
Rarity: Save the Taylor Swift puns for later darlings . The Princess has a dare to do.
Rainbow and Fluttershy: *forced to fly Twilight to Canterlot*
~ Canterlot ~
Princess Celestia : Why hello Twilight, what brings you here on this lovely day?
Twilight: I have some news for you Princess *sighs*
Celestia: Yes, you may continue.
Twilight: I'm pregnant.
Celestia: Congratulations Twilight! I'm sure Flash is happy!
Twilight: *takes a deep breath in* Flash isn't the father.
Celestia : Then who is?
Twilight : Discord!
Celestia : *starts laughing hysterically* Nice Prank Twilight sparkle!
Twilight: What?
Celestia : Today is April Fools day!
Twilight: *sighs of relief* Ah yes, April Fools!
~ back to Twilight's castle ~
Pinkie: So, So, SO!!! What happened ?!?!
Twilight: Its April Fools, what do YOU think that happened?
Pinkie: Uh..... she believed it?
Twilight: Actually- nvm
Dare: I dare everyone to do the I dare everyone to do the caramelldansen dance. dance.
Dare given by fnafdemon
Rainbow: what the hell is a caramelldansen dance?
Applejack : My exact question..
Sapphire: *shows Mane 6 a video of the carmalldansen dance*
Mane 6: Ohhhhh!
Pinkie: Lets do this girls!*first one to start*
Mane 5: *follow Pinkies steps*
Fluttershy: This is actually sorta fun *giggles*
Twilight: *accidentally trips over rock*
Maud: Oh no. Boulder
Twilight: *blushes of embarrassment* *screams in horror*wait, how'd you get here?
Maud : *shrugs* You Need to Calm Down
Mane 6: *stop doing dance*
Rarity : *pants* That was quite a.....* breathes for air* workout *exhales*
Rainbow: Bruh. That's nothing compared to what Spitfire has us do.
Next Dare: I dare Fluttershy and Pinkamena to Butterflies
Here's the link: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/36528/butterflies
Dare given by pamoh2019
Fluttershy: I love butterflies!
Pinkie: Me Too!
Rainbow: And I love Flutterpie!
Fluttershy and Pinkie: What!?
Rainbow : Look at this! *shows them fanart*
Pinkie:* frowns* No! Flutterdash is better!
Fluttershy: huh?
Pinkie: Everyone loves childhood friendship love stories!
Rainbow: Pinkie, I was only joking. I don't actually ship you two.
Pinkie: Awwww! I've been shipping you and Flutters for years! I even wrote a fanfiion
Fluttershy: Pinkie.
Pinkie: *shows fanart*
Rainbow: Most of that wasn't even us. That's from the other world where They're actually together. Here in Equestria, I'm with Soarin and Fluttershy is with Discord
Pinkie: I even drew this!
Fluttershy: Please Pinkie, no. Just no.
Rainbow: Soarindash and Fluttercord for life. Period.
Pinkie: Then..... what's this! *pulls out photo*
Rainbow; That's fake obviously, Fluttershy and I are just friends . Always have been. Duh
Twilight : Off topic!
Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rainbow: Sorry.
Fluttershy and Pinkie: *read "butterflies"
Sapphire: So, what do you think about Butterflies?
Pinkie: *shivers* I'm the good guy.
Fluttershy: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT! I SWEAR, PINKIE PROMISE PINKS!
Pinkie: I'll believe you if you do something for me.
Fluttershy: Anything!
Pinkie: Make Flutterdash cannon!
Fluttershy : Never mind..... sorry.
Rainbow: *reads butterflies* the buck, Pinkiedash is a thing???
Twilight: Really? I prefer Flutterdash
Rainbow: Shut up Twi
Twilight : why should I? *smirks*
Rainbow: I ship Twipie #Twipie
Twilight: Wait, what?
Rainbow: Twipie, Twipie!!!
Twilight: Flutterdash is OTP!
Pinkie: Yassss! Flutterdash for life!
Rainbow: We love Twipie, its the best!
Fluttershy : yay!
Twilight: Flutterdash!!!
Soarindash shippers : Nuuuuuu!!! Soarindash is better!
Appledash shippers: Guess what? Our ship is actually cannon unlike your Flitterdash and Soarindack
Flutterdash shippers: Well, Flutterdash is practically cannon in EG
Appledash and Soarindash shippers: Who cares!
Zephyr: Zephrdash best!
Rainbow: Shut up dummy! I rather marry your sister than talk to you!
Flutterdash shippers: Ha! confirmed!
Soarin and Discord: What's going on?
Sapphire:*holds up Rarijack poster* I SHIP RARIJACK!!!
Rarity and Aj: *quietly chatting* *turn around and notice all the noise*
Sapphire: Shoot. *hides poster*
Rarijack shippers: *put poster back up* *bring more posters*
Sapphire : At least I'm not the only one...
Spike: *holds up Sparity fanart* *starts crying*I love you Rarity.
Cheesepie shippers: Twipie? Whatyoutalkingabout? Cheese is a better match for Pinkie! Twilight is so boring and not fun.
Twilight : Hey!
Sapphire: Lets just all calm down! All of your ships are amazing! End of story *whispers to herself* eventhough Rarijack deserved to be cannon in EG
Every shipper: *sigh* fine. We're sorry, we should go back to the Human world now.
Sapphire: Good.
One Shipper: By the way, Pony Life sucks. Convince Hasbro to bring you all back
Mane 6: huh????
Sapphire: Its complicated ......
Random pony in the background: SHADE NEVER MADE ANYPONY LESS GAY!
Author's note:
Anyways......this took 3 days to write...I hope the shipping stuff didn't make anyone feel uncomfortable . I just feel like everyone hate on each other's ships. I don't ship Appledash but they don't deserve all that hate :(
I believe every ship is lovely. Period.
Also, when I googled Flutterdash this came up
I admit, this edit is pretty cute UwU. See, no hate. Just love ❤
Anyways , bye. Sapphire out.