So before y'all start I have a little bit of an announcement-! I, uh, have a new book! It's pretty much a dump of random things (mostly sloppy af art), and,[[just as a warning]], there, uh.. is some suggestive/straight up nsfw art I got in there sometimes- I put warnings, though, so don't worry. Check it out if you want!
That's my announcement. Anyway, today I'm comitting PAYJAY! I fuckin LOVE this ship- And, to make it match with the upcoming holiday season, I decided to make this a MISLETOE situation! (For me, the holiday I celebrate is Chrismas. Merry christmas! Also, happy kwanzaa and hanukkah to those of you who celebrate those! And, uh, if I'm missing any holidays, holler at me so I know! :)
This is getting way too long, oh my god-
Plot: Fan thinks it's funny to stick misletoe above OJ & Paper's room. They've already been boyfriends for a while, but they haven't kissed yet. Will they, or will they not? ;)
-------------------------------------------
[Fan's POV]
I sniggered hysterically to myself as I tried not to make a racket standing in this annoyingly creaky stool. I had a thumbtack in one hand and a bushel of misletoe plant in the other. Everyone in the hotel was still asleep, except for me.
I finally got the thumbtack to stick through the stems, pushing into the doorframe almost perfectly. It was so perfect I could CRY. I stepped off of the stool, cringing at the loud creak echoing across the hall as I lifted my foot off of the last side rung. Picking up the stool, I shuffled to Painty and I's room, opening and closing the door so quietly It was satisfying.
I leaned my back against the wall, sighing and sliding down to a sit. I stayed there for a moment, thinking longingly about what would happen. All of a sudden, I thought, what if I had set up something to make one of them trip?? Then one would end up on top of the other.. OMG!!! I burst into a fit of giggles. That would have been GENIOUS! PURE fanfic content..
I opened my eyes, grinning, until I realized that Paintbrush was staring at me with a puzzled expression. I blinked.
He spoke. "Uh.. Fan? Are you okay?" (I KNOW PAINTY IS A NON-BIONARY- But this is FAN'S pov.. no one knows this about Paintbrush except for Lightbulb, so nyeeehhh.)
[OJ's POV]
"Oj.. hey. Hey, wake up, lazy butt-"
I opened my eyes to Paper prodding me awake. "Oh, hi, handsome.." I said sleepily, to which he playfully rolled his eyes. I shifted to the side, pulling my blanket over me completlety. "Five more minutes.."
Paper poked me again. "Oj, you have to get up now! You can't sleep all day!" He said in a whining-like tone. I gave him a sideways glance, a half grin on my face.
"Dear lord, you're very convincing.. I'll get up." I stuck my tongue out at him, and he laughed softly.
I sat up straight, stretching my arms up high. Yawning, I blink twice, look at him, and smile. He blushes. I love it when he does that, he looks so cute.
"Are you all ready? I made my bed earlier.. you standing up would be great right about now, so I could take care of yours too!" Paper said, and I nodded, rubbing the side of his face a bit with my hand. He does thing where whenever I do that, he cuddles up against my hand with his cheek and shoulder (okay this one's humanized) while making a little purring noise. Sometimes I think he's a freaking cat.
That's okay, though, because I love cats.
Around ten minutes later, when we're through hanging out, we head towards the door. When I turn the knob, however, I inmmediatley hear muffled excited talking and footsteps running away. Thay sounded like, uh..
Fan?
Shrugging it off, but still bracing myself for a prank, I open the door. I hear a squeal. Looking back at Paper, I can confirm that he is equally as confused. Turning ahead again, I begin to walk into the hallway when Fan zips up and stops me.
"Oj, Paper, stop! I think you forgot something!"
I become even more puzzled. "Forgot something? But I never carry anything around with me, you must be mistaken."
Fan can hardly contain a huge grin as he points up. (He has the one-note conversation face on right now- *w h e e z e*) I look at where he's pointing, and the stop. I'm assuming Paper saw, too, because his grip on my hand tightened.
Fan looks like he's about to burst if he isn't given permission to talk, so I slight nod, still minorly startled at the situation. "NOWYOUTWOHAVETOKISS!!THISISYOURFIRSTTIME,RIGHT?YOU'DBETTERMAKEITCOUNT!I'LLBEWATCHING!!" Then, he runs away.
..and returns shortly with a poorly hidden polaroid camera. I can literally see the lens under the cloth (a glasses cleaning cloth, to be precise).
"F-Fan?? Did you p-put that there??" Paper stutters next to me, gesturing upwards. Fan nods excitedly, then squeaks. Yes, squeaks. I have no idea how the hell he made a mouse noise, bit he did. The squeak was.. entirely out if context. There was literally no other words.. just wild nodding, then a squeak.
Paper's posture is hunched shoulders, a deeply flushed face, and eyes swapping from Fan to the misletoe to Me.
"I have to, uh. Kiss you now? I said, actually completley calm despite my million-miles-an-hour heartbeat and heated face. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Fan jumping impatiently on the other side of the hallway, but paid no mind. Paper was recieving all of my attention right now.
He tried to talk several times, but failed to speak. I realized a few seconds later that I was gonna hafta make this happen. I had to kiss him.
If we stood here staring at each other any longer, it would become awkward; now, I decided.
Now I'll make the move.
I moved in slow, without meaning to. I think the flirt buried deep inside me was taking over at this moment, telling me to take my goddamn time. I think I may have gone a bit too slow, because about a centimeter vefore contact, Paper leaned back. I saw his nervous face for a moment, and just smiled slightly. "C'mon, handsome. We can do this."
He instantly became flustered again, saying , "that's not helping me become calm at all! You know when you compliment me I get all defensive and I-" I slid my hands from right under his shoulders to rest on his sides. That shut him up.
How can I DO THIS?? am I using some unknown SUPERPOWER right now??? I'm FLIPPING OUT on the inside, but COMPLETLEY FLIRTATIOUS ON THE OUTSIDE!! But- like I have to kiss him! Like NOW-! It's the MISLETOE RULE!! Curse you, MISLETOE!!
While Paper is still mentally registering the location of my hands on him, I breathe in and exhale through my nose. He looks up just in time to see me lean in quicker than the last time..
And kiss him.
D I R E C T L Y O N T H E L I P S.
It lasts no more than a second while we zone out Fan's fanboying in the background. When I pull away, Paper is COMPLETLEY speechless.. and so am I.
Flirt mode: OFF.
I let go of him, suddenly mirroring his posture: hunched shoulders, flushed face, wide eyes and left with no ability to talk.
Paper blinks while I'm still thinking over what I did in slow motion, then I subconciously see him lift his arms, hesitate, the lift them again. Then land on the top of shoulders. This time it's my turn to be startled. He kisses me.
I think, uh.. this one lasted longer (see the picture at the top, but just make it humanized). His hands cupped my face, and mine held his. I think it was about eight seconds long.
When this kiss ended, we were both knocked into reality by Fan fanboy screaming in the background, and then I realized with a crash of emberassment that the hallway was slowly filling up. All I did was look at them all, grab Paper's hand and dash back into our room. I closed the door, hyperventalating a little.. Paper was doing the same. We were both so flustered!
When we finally stopped freaking out, we looked at each other again.
Staring ensues.
After about three seconds, though, I snort, and then we laugh. We laugh together, not really questioning the source of the laughter. All we know is that we're thinking the exact same thing:
"Thanks, Fan."
-------------------------------------------
Oooooh my GOD!! I LOVE writing about kisses! I think you can tell by now, though. XD
I don't have much time to write rn, so I'mma just cut short here.. I love y'all! Chekpck out my D u m p book!
<3