BHAD BHITCHES
ollie 🌺 : oliver
alice 🥀 : alice
the famous bro : evan
the salty bro : jax
lottie ✨ : lottie
alice 🥀
so like I saw the article
and are we not going
to talk about it????
the famous bro
wait - what article?
alice 🥀
the one about ollie
wow posted it like
three hours ago
the famous bro
checking it out right
now
oh shit
wait you fired rachel??
finally that bitch was
annoying
alice 🥀
aNSWER YOUR
PHONE RHETT
ollie 🌺
jfc. you really gotta
use the middle name???
oh wait
nv suddenly I
can't read :)
alice 🥀
you ain't getting
away that easily
tell the truth NOW
the salty bro
okay I get on my break
after my phone buzzing
for like a straight ten
minutes and this is what
I'm greeted with???
what the hell???
the famous bro
oh hey jax there's
an article about how
ollie dumped rachel
and now we're confronting
him
the salty bro
okay then spill it
ollie 🌺
what? are? words?
alice 🥀
stop deflecting and
answer the question
ollie 🌺
nuh-uh
alice 🥀
jfc you're a child
ollie 🌺
not until lottie's here
the salty bro
no tell us now!
I only have like five
minutes before I have
to get back to work
the famous bro
you work at waffle house
the salty bro
yeah? so?
the famous bro
what kinda working
do you do? you've
literally walked out
half way through your
shift and no one
fucking noticed
the salty bro
wELL NOT ALL OF
US ARE FAMOUS
EVAN
ollie 🌺
damn you're like
the dead sea
the salty bro
come again?
ollie 🌺
salty
the salty bro
oh my god I hate
this gc
I'm leaving
ollie 🌺
NO I STILL
HAVENT TOLD
YOU MY PLAN!!!!
alice 🥀
THEN TELL US!!!
ollie 🌺
LOTTIE ISNT HERE YET
alice 🥀
oh my fucking god
I'll just call her
ollie 🌺
wink wonk
alice 🥀
the fuck does that mean?
the famous bro
oh you know
wink wonk
alice 🥀
jfc she'll be here
in like a moment
ollie 🌺
wINK WONK
alice 🥀
I actually hate you
guys
the salty bro
same
lottie ✨
what's so important
that I have to be here??
I was in the middle
of filming a scene!
the salty bro
ohhh joe keery
and scroll up
lottie ✨
stfu I'm not
setting you two
up and no I'm
not giving him
your insta
the salty bro
bitch
lottie ✨
aND WHAT DID
THEY SAY ABOUT
MY SON BC I WILL
FIGHT THEMM
ollie 🌺
lol don't even worry
about it
but yeah I got rid of
rachel bc she wanted me
to own up to cheating rumors
so that my name will be
in the press more and i
can't do that
lottie ✨
that's it?
I called cut on a scene
for THIS
the salty bro
AND I TOOK MY
ONE BREAK FOR THIS
SHIT
DAMMIT LANNING YOU
OWE MEEEEEEE
the famous bro
stop being so dramatic
jax
probs no one knows that
you're even on your break
the salty bro
no one asked you evan!!!!!
ollie 🌺
but can we get back to
the important thing
here??
me???
alice 🥀
oh my god what
about you
ollie 🌺
so like I'm working
with roman mitchell
and guess who he
also represents????
alice 🥀
timothée
it was in the article
ollie 🌺
TIMOTHÉE FUCKING
CHALAMET AND GUESS
WHAT ELSE???
lottie ✨
(sarcastically) what?
ollie 🌺
IMMA WIN MY BOY
BACK!!!!!!
the famous bro
and how are you going
to do that
ollie 🌺
with my amazing looks,
charm, and flowers
timmy always liked flowers
and I'm hoping he hasn't
moved
the salty bro
well that doesn't sound
stalkerish at all
ollie 🌺
stfu you punk ass bitch
imma win my boy back
and see his pretty smile
and run my fingers
through his soft curls and
UHHHHH
i just want my boy back!!!
lottie ✨
and while I'm here for that,,
you're still kinda with river
ollie 🌺
haha not for long
i'm cutting that bitch
from my life too
ain't nothing standing in
the way of me and my
boy
AUTHORS NOTE
oliver calling timothée his boy is my religion
also double update today yes