When I woke up I was in my new room on the bed.
‘I guess someone carried me in here.’
I plopped my head back down to my pillow and smiled.
‘Beeeeeeeeed.’
I heard the door open and my smile faded.
“Misaki you need to get up un.”
‘Oh great, it’s the guy with speech issues.’
I groaned as he turned the light on and I covered my head with the blanket.
“I’ll do whatever the hell I want, so go the fuck away and turn the light off on your way out. Also be sure to shut the door.” I said sleepily.
After a few minutes of silence the door shut then the light turned off. I smiled again in victory.
‘Wait a minute…The door shut before the light turned off? But that means!-
I was about to jump up out of bed when the whole bed was flipped over by a small explosion from under it.
“What the hell Deidara!” I yelled getting up and then I tripped.
I then realized I was wearing the cursed Akatsuki robe and I had on a pink ring that had ‘Ai’ The love kanji.
“Why does my ring have the love kanji?”
“Because that’s all you need to make new members, your practically being called a sex toy un.”
“Nasty!” I yelled taking off the ring and throwing it at Deidara’s face.
He dodged it just in the nick of time and I began to take off the Akatsuki robe.
“Just to let you know un, Leader-Sama said not to disrespect the robe again or else.”
“Yeah yeah, who fucking cares. You kidnapped me therefore I don’t have to do what you say, therefore I can do whatever the hell I want.”
Deidara shook his head.
“That’s not how it works un.”
“Look, all I’m saying is that you can’t make me do anything no matter what you say or do.” I said dropping the robe to the floor and leaving the room.
“Hidan! She’s all yours un!” Deidara yelled from my room and Hidan stepped in front of me.
“What are you doing?” I asked as Hidan got in my face.
“Leader-Sama said if you disrespected the robe again all of us members get to train you in our own special way for at least an hour each starting with me.”
“Say what?!”
“Come on, Jashin-Sama is waiting for us.” Hidan said grabbing my hand and literally dragging me away.
***After Konan’s help, screaming, and struggling***
I was laying on a stone table in a dark room only lit by candles. I was in Konan’s black bra and underwear under an Akatsuki robe.
Apparently ‘Jashin-Sama’ could get me pregnant with Hidan’s baby without having sex and Hidan said after that happens he’ll train me properly.
‘I hate you Jashin-Sama.’
Hidan came in the room wearing nothing but his boxers and the Akatsuki robe. Though he looked different. His skin was black and white and he looked like a skeleton.
“So how is this supposed to work skully?” I asked and Hidan glared at me.
We poor some of our blood together in a goblet, chant a few words and then you have to drink the dark flow.
“The what?”
“Water with black food coloring.”
“Ooooh. Wait, did you say blood?! As in you need to cut me?!”
“Well how else am I supposed to get the blood?”
“Nu uh, no way! Not happening!” I yelled sitting up.
“Would you rather lose your virginity?”
“Cut away, take as much as you’d like.” I said holding out my wrist and laying back down.
I bit my lip as Hidan cut my wrist and let the blood poor into the goblet till it was half full.
‘I really hate you Jashin-Sama.’
Hidan started wrapping my wrist with some bandages to stop the bleeding so we could proceed.
“Oh great Jashin-Sama! Please take Misaki as a virgin sacrifice and bring us forth a new member!” Hidan yelled and began praying to Jashin-Sama out loud and saying a few chants while doing what looked like the chicken dance around the stone table I was laying on.
“You’re a fruit cake ya know that?” I said and Hidan ignored me.
‘Wait did he say virgin sacrifice? I loathe you Jashin-Sama.’
I eventually got bored so I decided that if I started singing Hidan would get pissed and give up and hopefully not like me anymore.
“The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary! It’s time to do it now and do it loud! Kill joys, make some noise!” I began singing and I could tell Hidan was getting pissed.
“Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.” I continued.
Hidan shushed me and I smirked.
‘Hehe, its working!’
“Drugs! Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs! I don’t need it but I’ll sell what you got! Take the cash and I’ll keep it! Eight legs to the wall! Hit the gas! Kill em all! And we crawl! And we crawl! And we crawl! You be my detonator! Love! Gimme love! Gimme love! I don’t need it but I’ll take what I want from your heart! And I’ll keep it in a bag! In a box! Put an X on the floor! Gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme more!”
“Shut up!-
Hidan yelled but I continued the song since those were the next lyrics.
“And sing it with me! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.”
“Misaki! You’re disrespecting Jashin-Sama!”
“Standing in! V formation! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.”
“Misaki shut the hell up!”
“Give us more! Detonation! More! Gimme More! Gimme more! Let me tell you bout the sad man! Shut up and let me see your jazz hands!” I said with jazz hands and Hidan was so mad his face glowed red.
“What the hell are you doing?!”
“Well you were dancing so I thought I’d give you some music to dance to.”
“I wasn’t dancing!”
“Remember when you were a mad man! Thought you was batman! Hit the party with a gas can! Kiss me you animal! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.” I continued singing while ignoring Hidan.
“Stop singing!”
“Burning your! Information! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.”
“Misaki I fucking mean it! If you don’t fucking stop singing right now!”
“Now Hidan it’s ‘And right here.’ Then ‘right now’” I explained and the door burst open.
“Hidan your turn is up, time is money so move it!” Kakuzu yelled and I got up to go get dressed.
“WHAT?! FUCKING HELL NAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!” I heard Hidan protest as I left the room.
‘Hahaha, the idiot never learns.’
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I'm terrible at keeping promises T-T I had a bit of writers block so I did a fun chapter, unfortunately its still short....and late... but im trying! I swear i iz! Anyways till next chapter!