Levi: WTF... What the actual fuck.
Me: *screams*... FUCKING E R E R I is my L I F E not Levi x Mikasa....
Levi: We're fucking relatives y'know.
Me: Fuck yeah.
Levi: What the Hell is wrong with brats shipping me to my fucking relative... Oh shit. Oh I can't take this anymore.
Me: I'll just.... Fucking leave.... Ugh. I hate my life.
Levi: Fuck you brat. Go clean your fucking filthy room! *death glares*
Me: But-
Levi: No buts.
Me: plea-
Levi: *glares creepily*
Me: Yes CORPORAL LEVI!! *runs*