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(A/N): Er, just a warning, there's some... sexual innuendos in this chapter. If you're under 13 or just really innocent please don't ask any questions if you don't understand. Like, I can't really stop you from reading because it's only a couple comments, but... yeah...
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Percy posted a status
Annieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Leo: How do you even pronounce all the d's in a row like that?
Piper: *sighs* Leo
Jason: Guys, we have more things to be worried about than that
Thalia: *nods* Exactly. Percy being bored means it's the story time chapter
Leo: Wait, what story time- Never mind. I'm not doing this again
Leo has logged off
Thalia: Well, if Leo logged off, that means he still hasn't recovered from last... um, chapter
Jason: Are we really going to have to deal with those damn penguins again?
Percy: I think you mean dam.
Jason: No, I mean damn, with an n.
Percy: ... Never mind
Thalia: Don't worry Percy, I gotchu
Percy: Yay ^.^ But I'm still bored. Wise Girl, entertain me!
Jason: Dude, we just got out of a war...
Annabeth: Just go find a monster to fight or something...
Percy: Every time I go to the forest, I don't find any monsters :'(
Leo: Seriously? Man, I wish I had your luck. Whenever I go to Bunker 9, I need to bring someone.
Grover: You know, there's a reason for it...
Percy: What? Do they not like me? Is that why they don't even try to eat me or whatever?
Grover: Nope, it's because they're scared of you...
Percy: Awww man :( But now I'm bored! Wait, how would you know?
Grover: Because I can understand wild animals and some of the monsters are considered wild animals and I heard their conversations...?
Percy: Oh yeah...
Percy: ...
Percy: I'M STILL BORED!!!!!!!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU MONSTERS BE SCARED OF SOMEONE
ELSE!?!?
Frank: ... I don't think that's how it works
Percy: Annabeth!?
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Percy: *pouts and whines* Annabef, where are you?
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Elizabeth: CUT! CUT!
Elizabeth: *sighs* I'm going to get scene two ready, might as well just make it flow as if Annabeth wasn't in her place, rather than re-write this thing.
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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay, I got Annabeth. Scene two, take one! And... Action!
Annabeth: All right, I'm here. Yes, Seaweed Brain?
Percy: I want a story, Wise Girl *pouts*
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: No...
Annabeth: We have to go through this again!?
Annabeth: ELIZABETH WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS DEVAN. I SWEAR TO THE GODS-
Elizabeth: Careful there, what you say may not be age appropriate for some readers
Annabeth: I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH MR. PERCY'S PENGUINS EVER AGAIN
Annabeth: *has a mental breakdown*
Percy: HEY! CAPTAIN WAS AMAZING!
Elizabeth: *sighs* I really have my work cut out for me...
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Elizabeth posted a status
Summer reading is officially worse than Hades' underwear
Hades: I'm not even going to respond to this anymore.
Elizabeth: You just did?
Hades: You know what-
Elizabeth: What?
Hades: I'm not doing this. Goodbye.
Hades has logged off
Leo: HAHAHA YOU HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK
Leo: What do you even have?
Elizabeth: A 400-paged collection of essays, a 600-paged book on some nonfiction book, 20 essays/notes, a math workbook, science packet (with a lab included), and memorizing history terms and regions.
Leo: Wow
Elizabeth: Yup. And there's less than a month until school ahhh
Leo: ...
Leo: HAHAHAHA
Elizabeth: Shut up.
Leo: SUCKS TO SUCK.
Elizabeth: At least I don't swall-
Elizabeth: Styx. Can't say that.
Elizabeth: SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Leo: Karma a bit-
Elizabeth: Dog, Leo. Say dog.
Leo: *smirks* Payback, woman. For "breaking" me.
Elizabeth: You look fine now
Leo: Well, I'm always fine *flips hair*
Elizabeth: -.-
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Elizabeth posted a status
Alright, the show must go on- or in this case, the book?
Nico: Liz, you should really stop breaking the fourth wall. It's too confusing for all of us
Elizabeth: But it's habit now Nico *pouts*
Nico: *sighs* What am I going to do with you?
Elizabeth: *coughs* I'd say something, but it's too dirty
...
The author will end this segment before it gets too far out of hand.
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Elizabeth posted a status
Anyway, Percy. We ended when Annabeth started having a mental breakdown and threatening me because she didn't want to go through "Mr. Percy's Penguins."
Percy: *nods* Got it.
Nico: Oh gods, I'm just going to start packing and leave within an hour or two and not return until a week from now
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Percy posted a status
*poke poke* Read me a story Annie. Pwease?
Annabeth: *glares* No
Percy: But whyyy? *whines*
Annabeth: Because I'm not putting up with that Captain phase again
Percy: Why? What do you have against penguins?
Annabeth: *scowls* What if I had an owl hanging around me all day?
Percy: But... That's different. Owls hate me.
Annabeth: *huffs* It's still a no.
Elizabeth: *sighs* I guess I'll just have to magically mind wipe you so you forget what happened last time and you'll read him the dam story.
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: How can you say that so casually???
Nico: Or, you know, you could just ditch the story line all together
Elizabeth: *gasps* No! Never! I've done that so many times. And this is one of my favorites!
Annabeth: *sighs* Captain?
Elizabeth: *nods* Captain.
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Percy posted a status
SHE SAID YES!
Poseidon: Son, it's about time we had that talk...
Sally: What!? You're too young to get married, Percy!
Athena: I agree. I think that NEVER would be old enough.
Aphrodite: ...
The author will take this time to warn all readers to block their ears.
Aphrodite: *squeals* OMFG, MY OTP IS GETTING MARRIED.
Aphrodite: AHHH, THIS IS GOING TO BE ADORABLE AF. I MEAN, BLUE AND GREY GO SO WELL TOGETHER AND BLUE FOR POSEIDON AND SILVER/GREY FOR ATHENA!? IT'S PERF <333
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Leo: When did Aphrodite start talking like that?
Elizabeth: Since fangirls developed such language into their everyday vocabulary, my friend.
Elizabeth: I should probably clear up this misunderstanding now...
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Elizabeth: *grins evilly* Or maybe I can let the comments build until next week, before I have Percy correct himself.
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(A/N): Well, that was an adventure haha. How did you like it? I swear, every time I write this part something ends up differently. But it's a fun sort of different.
So, any ideas of how Athena can blow up on Percy? *evil plotting smirk*
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-Elizabeth