Isaac when he finds out you're on your period — Lets just put it out there.
It's your favorite time of month.
And no it's not the full moon.
You're boyfriend Isaac wanted to come over but you said no because you did not want him to see you like this. Re watching Orange is the New Black for the fifth time, eating a whole box of Oreos and drinking Mountain Dew. You've only been dating for a month and it was too soon in your relationship to let him know.
But once you heard a knock on the door you finally realize the obvious.
Boys never listen.
When you open the door, face covered in Oreo crumbs and your hair in a knotted mess, you made quite the impression on your new boyfriend.
"Look Isaac I'm on my period, so you probably want to stay away from me." You admitted, taking a swig from your bottle of Mountain Dew.
"Oh." Was all he managed to say, his face twisting into a surprised expression.
"I'm buying you ice cream" He stated, out of the blue. But you definitely weren't complaining.
You could kill for some Rocky Road from Ben and Jerry's.