This is a fact that you probably already, know, but it is impossible to lick your own elbow.
Believe me, I've tried...
Many times...
Many, many times...
I have a lot of free time, okay?
But seriously, I was so close one time!
I could already see the press coming from miles around to look at my amazing stunt!
Keep reading for more useless unnecessary facts about useless and unnecessary things!
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p.s. If you don't want to read all of them, you can skip to Fact #1, and then read through them all, if you like, which you will, because, duh, I wrote it.