Well... I would probably die because when you actually feel the pain you can go into shock and ultimately pass out and die... But on the brighter side I could get a girlfriend and not want to kill her.
BEN:Uh SiNcE wHeN dId YoU wAnT a GiRlFrIeNd?
I didn't say I wanted a girlfriend, I said I could, and could love her without throwing hatchets at her head.