this wasn't a request I just thought of it in my own silly little mind.
but im back from the dead bitches
one last oneshot before the end of the year wooooooooo
this is kinda shit so bare (bear?) with me
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mista white pov
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some people call me a chef, cuz boy can I cook.
who up cooking meth rn?? #me.
I'm currently in my little van meth lab absolutely COOKING when all of a sudden I hear metal clanging from outside the door
I start to panic, because holy shit I'm making meth in tbr middle of the desert and there's someone outside like what if it's a cop
I peep out the window to find- an animatronic robot?
I become puzzled, because his bright coloring is something I've never seem before
I accidently make a noise, and he turns in my direction, eyes (literally) lighting up with LEDS
I duck down, afraid
"emily, is that you?" I hear him ask
now idk who tf emiky is because I'm Walter. Walter white. Walter Hartwell white.
I stay quiet, until I hear him banging the door down
I wanna get banged by him (jkjk unless)
he steps in, and sees me crouched down in my undies, like a good, submissive. breedable little pup. mm yeah I just want to get bred by him mmm yeah fill me with your seed and knot me I just want to get rawdogged by this animatronic- wait what.
I get snapped out of my thoughts by his robotic voice, "woah, you're not emily" he says, noticing that I am clearly not an emily
"who tf is emily" I ask
"well uh," he starts to get flustered. cute. "she's the 12 year old that I arranged to meet up with- after all, they programmed us new generation glamrock animatronics with uh- urges" he admits, pointing down to his swollen pelvic plate that's almost ready to pop off his body. "oh I'm freddy btw- glamrock freddy fazber" he says, because the author forgot to introduce the characters and is adding that now
I'm gagged by this. "hi frebby I'm Walter white but uhhhh you were here to meet a 12 year old girl? freddy that's illegal !!!!!!!!!!! also I think emily is 13."
his eyes go wide- "she said she was 12 !!!!!"
(plzplzplz say someone gets the joke)
"freddy, engaging in sexual acts with minors is illegal, and could get you in huge trouble. The age of consent in New Mexico is 17 years of age. If an adult, or an individual who is over the age of 18, has sex with a minor between 13 and 16 years of age, that adult can be prosecuted for 4th-degree criminal sexual penetration.There are different standards that apply when an offender is in a position of authority or trust over the minor, such as coaches, teachers, or employers. In these situations, an individual should assume that the age of consent is at least 18 years of age.The age of consent is an important concept because it helps protect individuals from sexual exploitation as well as abuse. Engaging in sexual activities with an individual who is below the age of consent is considered illegal and may result in criminal charges, including:
Statutory rape;
Sexual assault;
Sexual abuse of a minor.
so freddy- plz don't fuck minors." we both look at the theoretical camera and give a thumbs up, concluding this psa.
freddy looks sad, and he is obviously horny.
"but freddy, do you know who isn't a minor?" I say seductively, getting on my knees in front of him, in only my underwear and apron.
"gregory?"
"no freddy he is a minor"
"the Powerpuff girls?"
"they are all minors and off limits. no touchy touchy"
"young sheldon?"
"no, he is also a minor- it's in his name are you fucking stu-"
"Nemo from finding nemo?"
"HE IS A MINOR AND A FISHUSSY. FREDDY- ITS ME FREDDY I AM OF LEGAL CONSENTING AGE AND I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO." I confess, touching his chest passionately.
we then start making out.
his metal mouth parts tasted wonderfully, but his moans tasted even better.
soon enough, he had me pinned against the cabinet, groping me.
he slid off my underwear with ease (since I was making meth bare), and my little pecker struggled free.
he started gently stroking me with his giant hands
"oohhhh ooohohohoh mmmmmm freddy that feels- ngh~ so good keep going-" I pant, bringing my mouth to his throat as I start kissing it
"don't worry my little superstar, I'm going to make you feel so nice" he says seductively, speeding up
my moans grow louder as his pace quickens, and before I know it I'm about to bust
"da-daddy i-im close nghh~~~" I whimper and squirm as he holds me down.
but I dont get my sweet release, because his movemtns pause
"nnnnn whatttt please keep going" I beg
"no, kitten, daddy is going to edge you, and after that he's going to stick his massive horse cock into your gyatt" he says, grabbing my face forcefully. I never knew glamrock freddy was like this, but oh lord do I love it.
(^^arguably the most cursed paragraph I've ever wrote)
he then edged me for the next 38 minutes.
by thr end of it, my meatstick was swollen and my tip sticky. each throb of my cock made me light headed.
"you've been such a good boy for freddy- would you like my cock, Walter?" he asks, turning me around as he starts rubbing my rearside globes.
(^^cursed paragraph #2)
"nnnnvghh nya nya yes plz" I say, purring and spreading my legs because the author just decided to add neko characteristics to me
he takes off his metal plate covering his animatronic girth, and oh boy is he packing
"freddy i- I don't think it will fit" I admit, shaking
"oh don't worry superstar, it will fit. afton equipped it for his own personal use, and if it can fit inside his tight wall, it can fit in yours" he says, reassuring me by kissing the top of my bald head.
"wait wha-" I don't get my question our before his slips it in my glory hole
"NYAAAAA NGH~" I moan out, gripping the counters in pain, tears forming in my eyes.
he then starts pulling out and sinking in me, getting in a rhythm that slowly starts to feel pleasurable.
he speeds up to the point where my glasses start to get fucked off my face.
I must have looked like a mess: eyes glazed, mouth drooling, glasses hanging off my face, covered in meth as the counter I'm bent over was my work space.
I feel the pressure building again, and I pray he won't edge me again
"freddy i- I'm close nya" I mewl out
"it's ok princess, let go for daddy freddy" he says, stroking my cock as he slips in and out of me
I feel my world explode as I let go, spurting my seed everywhere
"NGHHHHHHGGH NYAAAA NGHAA UHHGHHNMMMMM" I yell out, seeing stars
he finished at the same time, spraying oil into my backside from his tip.
we stay there for a second, basking in the aftershocks of the amazing sex
"you did so good for me" he says, pulling out, leaving me empty.
he starts to help me clean up before the door to the rv opens up
"hello internet welcome to-" matpat from gam theory stops in his tracks midway through the door.
he sees me and glamrock freddy naked, obviously post sex.
his eyes go wide as he slowly backs out of the door, cautious.
"and thats just a theory- uh- um- a game theory" he says, obviously scared as he stats the door.
we both stay silent and frozen in our tracks, processing what just happened until freddy starts speaking.
"that man- he was- kind of attractive. his gyatt was so skibbidi and- I bet his cock tastes so fanum tax-"
and then the rv explodes and we both die because shrek was in there earlier and put bombs in it and matpat watched it all and then got pregnant by springtrap the end.
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happy new years yall !!!
I hated 2023 but im sure I'll hate 2024 even more so why does it matter!!!
sorry I've been dead its just that: (a/n rant don't read if u don't want to)
summer happened and I didn't do anything and then I started school again and I did my last big audition thing for band shit (artsy_h0e28 band nerd confirmed) (guess what instrument i play challenge) that I've done the past 3 years (I've mentioned it a few times in other oneshots) and this time I got alternate which isn't good enough and then I started learning more instruments because surprise- artsy_h0e28 is going to college next year for music shit and also I've just been burnt out but I have more friends than last year so I'm happier but I kinda forgot abt writing tbh so that's my excuse im sorry I'm sorry.
sorry for rant I just feel the need to explain myself teehee
but yeah so I wish u all the best year ily all <3 I'll try and update more :p
take care of yourselves :) mwah