This is not a chapter.
This is just to ask who you guys want to be introduced to peter next. (Comment here and let me know)
However this is a little tiny snippet of what might happen if you choose capsicle. (Joke but enjoy the little crack fic)
~Two days later Peter is in class~
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Sliver:
HAHAHA SIS ARE YOU SEEING THIS
Violet:
Yup and I got the camera
мой ребенок паук:
So has your friend gave up yet?
Knives:
What has your mortal realm come to?
мама паук:
Really was THAT one necessary маленький паук?
мой ребенок паук:
So I'll take it your friend hasn't gave up then
Knives:
He's not my friend but no he hasn't
мама паук:
I-
How many more times are you gonna put a Meme on his screen
мой ребенок паук:
Until the person gives up
Hey Violet and Silver should the next one be this
Or
Silver:
The second one
Violet:
The second one
мой ребенок паук:
Aaaaand
Boom let me know when it pops up
Silver:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knives:
I don't think I've ever heard so many mortal curse words in one sentence
Was that the, older than Odin, capsicle I just heard yelling language?
Violet:
Yup💀
мой ребенок паук:
Who is Capsicle?
Silver:
You thinking what I'm thinking
Violet:
Oh I'm thinking what your thinking
Silver:
I CALL DIBS ON DOING IT
- Violet added ??? -
Violet:
Ha too slow
Silver:
Wow that one really HURT
???:
What is this?
Don't we have another group chat
мой ребенок паук:
I am sorry Mx/Mrs/Mr/Ms, I think they added you so you could meet me.
Silver:
What with da perfect grammar
мой ребенок паук:
Well Knives said that capsicle was old, and I was told to respect your elders
Unless their Captain Assmerica
I mean America
Knives:
This small mortal is now mine I am keeping it
мама паук:
Touch my son I break your spine
???:
First off language sec-
мой ребенок паук:
German
Russian
Latin
Greek
???:
How did you cut me off and how do you know so many la-
мой ребенок паук:
I'm sorry capsicle when did I say I was done?
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Exactly so shut it
Anygays continuing
English
French
Spanish
Ukrainian
Dutch
And learning
Czech
Unfortunately though I can't seem to comprehend the logistics of speaking the star spangled man with a plan's language
???:
Nat are you sure this is your son and not Tony's
мама паук:
You got three seconds to run
мой ребенок паук:
YEAH GET HIM МАМА ПАУК
Violet:
WAIT JUST A SECOND I JUST REALLIZED HOW COME CAPTAIN ASSMERICA WORKS BUT DUCK DOESN'T
*DUCK
*F... U... C... K...
HA I'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO BEAT THE STUPID THING
Silver:
Really
THAT'S your main concern
Violet:
Yes
мой ребенок паук:
That is because any insult to Mr "So you got detention" even with curse words have been made to work since the star spangled man with a plan is the worse super hero(and that's with those PSA'S alone)
Knives:
Hey small mortal can you go outside and yell yeet on top of the roof
мой ребенок паук:
I mean I'm in class right now but sure.
~ In the real world; 3rd person ~
Now I know what your thinking? He did not just leave class to go on the roof and yell yeet just because so random person on the internet asked him to.... He totally just left class to go on the roof and yell yeet just because so random person on the internet asked him to.
"YEET!!" He yelled loud enough for Canda to hear. "Huh," He stated out loud, "I could of sworn something would have happen-"
That is when the very Loki appeared in front of him.
"So you are the small mortal who I was texting." Loki said smiling. Peter was speechless Loki than proceded to take Peter and they appeared back at the compound. When they got there the saw a very angry Natasha chasing around a terrified Captain Assmerica.
"NAT I FOUND YOU'RE SON!!" Loki screamed which got every avengers attention.
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The rest of the day was spent explaining the while situation and with Tony constantly stealing Peter to work in his lab
The end
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This is my very amazing crack that I was making at 3 in the morning and forgot to post til now so.... eh.. oh and no I did not check it to see if anything was spelled wrong.... let me know how you guys like it, also please tell me who he should meet next, and an actual chapter will be out on a few days.
And remember to go shower eat and drink something and get some sleep.
Have a wonderful rest of your day/night