Draconic Sphere Omega

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Brunhild came to Aqua Profunda to escape the suffocating confines of dwarven clan and family life. There she... Plus

Chapter 1: It's My Life, Okay??
Chapter 2: We're Gonna Be Besties!
Chapter 3: Well.
Chapter 4: Don't Worry, It's Nothing
Chapter 5: Your God is a Big Meanie
Chapter 6: It's Gonna Be Rats
Chapter 7: Let's Just Get This Over With
Chapter 8: It's a mystery~!
Chapter 9: Well, Why Didn't You Just Say?
Chapter 10: Joke's On You
Chapter 11: On Ecstasy While Chilling In A Unicorn Forest
Chapter 12: This Sunny Disposition Takes Maintainence
Chapter 13: Eggplant Is Just The Wrong Way Of Saying Aubergine
Chapter 14: I Thought This Was A Comedy Adventure
Chapter 15: I'm High As Hell And I Mostly Just Tell Jokes And Steal Things
Chapter 16: Lacrie's So Pretty And Nice
Chapter 18: Going Down Is My Plan
Chapter 19: Literally Anywhere Else In The Entire World

Chapter 17: The Race To The Bottom

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Brunhild held her sword and shield at the ready. Chekhov didn't look like much; he was small, old, hunched over, and not especially strong-looking. Neither was his attitude that intimidating. He seemed, if anything, vaguely distracted.

"Let the fight commence!" announced Lord Pomegranate Flabbergast.

Chekhov looked at Brunhild, yawned, and began to cast a spell.

The cheering all around filled Brunhild's ears. Though she didn't look up, she was acutely aware of the eyes upon her. The world seemed to get small, and tight, and claustrophobic.

How could she do this — fight in front of thousands of people? What had she gotten into? What —

Precious seconds had passed. Chekhov was still casting a spell.

"Miiist!!" swore Brunhild, ran forward, and slammed Chekhov in the head with her shield.

Chekhov fell down.

Brunhild stared at Chekhov on the ground.

Chekhov didn't move.

"The match goes to Brunhild Redmayne!" came Flabbergast's voice. "So much for the legend, Chekhov of Feenschwanz! Did he lose his edge? Or, could he be going for the Race To The Bottom?"

*

Some way above, Lacrie was helping Dandelion vomit into the popcorn bucket.

"What's the Race To The Bottom?" asked Kaergat.

"I think there is a prize to someone who loses the worst, or something," said Lacrie.

"Sounds very un-orderly," said Kaergat.

"It's really funnyyy..." groaned Dandelion, before heaving again.

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