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Omniscient
"Saint baby it's her first birthday, look at me, don't do this not here not now" kalani begged Saint, he looked in her eyes knowing she was panicking
"I'm good mama come here" he clenched his jaw pulling her on his lap, he knew if she was sitting there he would be fine
"Auntie take her somewhere please anywhere but here" kalani asked and rose nodded, kalani turned to Saint rubbing his ear trying to sooth him
"Bully is handling it, relax please. Don't get worked up, I love you" she kissed his lips and he kept his eyes on hers
"I love you too, ima kill him mama" he said making her crack a smile, she knew he was dead serious he hated his father on a different level
"I know just not today. It's our baby birthday and she's so happy, but i know how he gets you so she will be far away from all of this ok?" She told him and he nodded he squeezed her thigh trying to calm down, he was glad that she knew what to do.
"GET THE FUCK OUT" they heard bully yell, kalani sighed knowing how this was gonna go
"I love you I'm gonna get up. Don't kill him not here, beat his ass and move on " she pecked his lips and stood up walking him walked towards the front door seeing his aunt , his mom and bully along with one of his uncles who was holding bully back
"Fuck you doing here" Saint stood in front of his father who was an inch shorter than him
"I'm here because I have a granddaughter I knew nothing about. " his father said looking at Saint who he hasn't seen in a while he knew he was a bad father and he tried to make it up but they never gave him a chance
"Go home , my daughter is in this house im not about to do this shìt with you " Saint gritted making his mom look at him
"Im 90 days sober. I'm trying, I've spoken to your aunt and ya mom they told me it wasn't a good idea for me to come around y'all but I just wanted to see y'all. I'll go " he said with his hands up, Saint looked at him sucking his teeth he's heard this sober story way to many times.
" I don't give a fuck, get out" Saint barked making kalani flinch she hated when he raised his voice it scared her a bit since he barely ever did it.
"Relax son, Deandre get out!" His mom yelled she hasn't seen her ex husband in years and she didn't plan on it
"Ima go , for the sake of her. At the end of the day I'm still yall father" he gritted and Saint ignored him , Saint was pissed but he wasn't gonna fight his father at his daughter birthday
"Get him the fuck outta here" Saint said turning around walking into the living looking for kalani, he saw her sitting on the couch with Dakota in her arms
"See dada is ok you see him?" Kalani bounced Dakota on her lap trying to sooth her she was whining grabbing on Dakota shirt
"Why she crying?"Saint sat on the couch next to them, he was concerned he thought she was sleep
"She heard you raising your voice, it scared her so she woke up now she's whiny" kalani told him and he sigh he didn't want his daughter seeing him this way, his mom walked into the living room right along with a few others
"Fats im sorry" Saint said grabbing her out of kalani arms , he sat her up making her looking at him with a pout with a tear rolling down her face making Saint heart break
"Dada" she said making kalani gasp, a smiled spreader on lisa face as Saint eyes went wide
"What you say fats?" He whispered not believing what he was hearing,
"dadada" she repeated it and Saint jumped up with Dakota in his arms happily, Dakota first real words , kalani sat there with her arms crossed she couldn't believe her daughter did her like this
"Pushed her big head out just for her to say his stupid name first ouuuuuu" Kalaní mumbled crossing her arms making her mom laugh, Saint kissed all over a giggling Dakota face he was so happy
"Girl you so fake! "Kalani said to Dakota once Saint sat down, he laughed at kalani pout
"Ya momma jealous cause you said my name first, I love you fats" he said to her as she clapped her hands
"Awwww I'm so happy for you ! " his mom said rubbing his back , he couldn't believe this moment he didn't even care about what just happened with his father. All he cared about is this
"Look at lani! Jealous as hell!" Aunt rose said making kalani suck her teeth she was actually happy for Saint the way his eyes light up when he looks at Dakota is all he needs and for him to have her first word he deserves it.
"It's cool cause when it's 3 am and she wants some grapes she better look at him" she held her hand up and stood up as everyone laughed at her as she walked out the room, Saint shook his head and stood up following behind her into the kitchen
"You mad baby?" He asked genuinely and she poked her bottom lip out
"No baby I'm just playing, I'm happy for you, you should've seen your face when she said it you were so happy. All I want is for you to feel these moments. " she told him and he looked down, he was getting emotional the only people who could bring out these emotions was shooter, kalani and Dakota
"Aw papa it's ok to cry, this is big for you, Dakota say dada dada " kalani said and Dakota looked at Saint
"Da!" She yelled in Saint face and he looked up at her with teary eyes making kalani walked over to him giving him a hug
"I love you " kalani said wrapping her arms around Saint laying her head on his chest, Dakota picked her hand up touching kalani face
"Awww y'all such a cute little family, let me get some cake doe" von said interrupting the family moment , Saint laughed as kalani sucked her teeth
"Dayvon get outta my face! The cake is coming" she mugged him, he looked at Dakota
"I don't know how you came from these mean parents but I got you. Uncle von gon show you how to be nice" von said making Dakota smile
"She mean like her momma" Saint commented making kalani suck her teeth
"Y'all finna piss me off , move help me with this cake Dayvon!" She bumped Saint with her hip and walked over to the cake, Dakota yawned as Saint looked at her
"Come on fats don't fall asleep on me yet we gon get some cake Ight?" He told Dakota who sat up hearing the word cake. Kalani and von grabbed the cake taking it outside to the backyard where everyone was she sat it on the table and watched Saint walk towards her
"Okay Kota you ready baby?" Kalani asked Dakota who was too busy playing with her dads chain around his neck. Kalani grabbed the lighter lighting the candles as everyone sung happy birthday
"Okay pumkin blow" kalani said and Dakota raised her eyesbrows, Saint chuckled and leaned down blowing the candle out then everyone clapped making Dakota do the same thing
"She's so cute, ok who wants cake?" Kalani asked and before she could turn around Saint grabbed some of the icing and placed it on kalani face
"Bet" she said grabbing a piece of cake putting it in his face making Dakota eyes go wide
"Childish" he mumbled wiping the icing off his eyebrow
"Damn yall playing n shit I want some cake " von said mugged the both of them watching as a piece of cake fell from Saint face on to Dakota hand which she quickly put it in her mouth
" just greedy! Come on let's eat this damn cake!" Lisa said grabbing the knife cutting the cake making kalani giggle
"Look at you making yo mom made" she stuck her tongue out at Saint who face still had cake on it , Lisa cut a few pieces and handed them out than took Dakota out Saint arms
"The two of you go get cleaned up! A bunch of children I swear" Lisa Saint playfully making kalani giggle, she grabbed Saint hand taking him back in the house up the stairs
"I like this outfit on you mama" he tapped her butt twice as she walked inside the guest room bathroom
"Stop you horny fuck" she slapped his hand that was tugging on the waist band of her pants , he sat on the counter watching her grab a wash cloth wiping his face first.
"We have a one year old mama, we getting old" Saint said rubbing her side, kalani jerked her head back
"No sir you getting old I'm still young and turnt" she stuck her tongue out making him mug her
"Stop playing with me" she wiped her cheek getting the rest of the icing off
"Let's take a picture " he licked his lips looking at her
"You so obsessed with me , come on" she watched him hop off the counter and stand behind her, he grabbed his phone handing it to her
1saint story....
"Yo bitches gon be maddddd" she said making him mug her badly
"Stop playing with me kalani" he hated when she said things like that he didn't want her thinking it was nobody else
"I was just playin! You literally post me all the time! Them hoes know better" kalani said fixing her top
"Mhm, lets go befo von eat all the cake" he walked out the bathroom with her hand in his going down the steps
"Omg y'all my baby is covered in cake!" Kalani gasped seein Dakota hands and face covered in cake while she was stuffing it in her mouth
"Mmmmmm" she clapped her hands together
"Yayyyy" kalani mom said smiling at Dakota
"Somebody needs to clean her up" Saint said and kalani looked at him
"1..2..3 NOT IT!" She ran into the backyard making him suck his teeth
"Childish bro"
November 17th
4:34pm
Omniscient
"Dadadada" Dakota clapped her hands sitting in her car seat, kalani looked behind her seeing Dakota looking out the window since she learned how to say dada she hasn't stopped saying it
"Yes baby we about to see him now" kalani was meeting Saint at his place, she hasn't seen him in two days due to her being so busy with her shop.
"Dakota we should go to target!" Kalani said making dakota stop clapping, she turned around seeing Dakota looking ar her
"You wanna go to target ? We can tell dada to meet us there! " kalani asked and Dakota clapped her hands again, kalani clicked Saint name hearing the phone ring
"Wassup mama where you at?" He was almost to his house hearing Dakota blabbering
"Dakota wants to go to target can we go?" Kalani said making Saint laugh
"You using my daughter so that you can go to target ?"he chuckled
"No! She said it herself duh! You can either meet us there or go home but I'd rather you meet us there please"
"I'm turning around now baby" he said speaking to her softly
"Ok hurry up because we miss you and we really wanna kiss you but we can't. 6..7...8 triple 9 8212" she started singing to him as he laughed at her random out burst , Dakota scrunched her eyebrows looking at her mom
"Ight baby I'm pulling up now" he laughed
"I'm in the front! There's a spot next to me hurry up!" She shouted through the phone he shook his head parking next to her
"GAGAGAGFOTJTEJS!" Dakota yelled making Saint laugh harder , he parked next to her and got out the car opening the back seat
"DA!" She yelled seeing Saint, she started to kick her feet trying to get out.
"Right daddy taking his time like we don't miss him!" Kalani said as Saint leaned down kissing Dakota cheek
"Wassup fats" Dakota cheeses at Saint showing her gums, he unstrapped her out the seat and picked her up.
"bring yo fine ass here where you going?" He called out to kalani who was walking towards the entrance, her cheek heated up because people were staring
"Baby stop! You so loud" she giggled as he walked towards her
"I don't give a fuck, you ain't even give me a kiss" he mugged her as they walked inside, kalani grabbed a cart letting Saint put Dakota inside not before kalani wiped the entire cart down twice
"You was talking to Kota so I was giving y'all a a moment, hi daddy" she stood on her tippy toes pecking his lips
"That's more like it, I ain't even gon lie I need a few things from here anyways " he followed behind kalani going to the men's aisle
"You need a new razor and deodorant!" She told him she went through his stuff a few days ago trying to place her stuff in there.
"Yeah thank you baby" he grabbed the stuff, kalani reached in her purse pulling it's the cheerios for dakota
"Hmm baby want some?" Dakota immediately grabbed the Cheerio out of kalani stuffing it in her mouth
"Well alright then"
"Come on" Saint said walking into the direction of the toy aisle making kalani stop, Saint spoiled Dakota 24/7 with anything she wanted even if she didn't know she wanted it
"No Saint " kalani said making him turnaround looking at her
"Come on mama damn, you said she wanted to come to target we getting her something let's go" he said and she rolled her eyes listening to him. She walked behind him to the toy section where he picked Dakota up taking her out the cart letting her touch the toys she wanted.
Every toy she touched Saint ended up placing in the cart, they spent 20 more minutes in the story and ended up spending $300
"We going back to your place or mine?" Kalaani asked
"Come by mine, I miss u in my bed " he said while putting the bags in his car
"I have clothes there right?" She asked him taking Dakota out the cart placing her on her hip
"Yeah but even if you didn't you don't need nun, drive safe with my babies Ight?" She rolled her eyes at the babies comment he swears she's gonna get pregnant soon but her birth control is strong
"Bye saint" he opened the car door letting her place Dakota in the car seat strapping her in, she kissed her cheek and walked around to her side while Saint keep his head in the car
"Bye fats, tell ya momma drive safe and tell her to get us some French fries " kalani rolled her eyes , lately Saint and Dakota have been eating French fries from Chick-fil-A all the time
"You want the usual?"she asked not even putting up a fight against the two of there pouty faces
"Yeah mama, you getting sum? Ima send you the money " he said making her toot her lips up
"Baby the meal is like $20 I don't need no money, and I'm gonna get Taco Bell. " he made a face, Saint did not understand her love for Taco Bell
"Ight don't take to long, I love you" she smiled watching him shut the door, she seen Dakota bottom lip shake making hers sigh
"Pumkin he has to drive home, you see him later" she sniffed making kalani pout , she rolled down her window
"Baby take her with you please" kalani said and Saint sighed seeing Dakota face there were no real tears but Dakota was spoiled so she knew how to get what she wanted, Saint laughed taking her out the car seat seeing the smile on her face.
"Now YOU! drive safe with my baby!" She shouted making him smile he strapped Dakota in and got in the car driving off.
30 minutes later kalani finally arrived at Saint place, she didn't even call him because she knew he would rush down here with Dakota and it was cold outside she didn't want her baby out here.
Once she made it up stairs to his place she opened the door hearing Tiana singing on the tv along with Saint mumbling the lyrics
"Fats where ya momma at? She taking to long" Saint said as Dakota kept her eyes glued to the tv with her cut up strawberries on the side of her
"I'm right here baby" kalani called out sitting the stuff on the counter, Dakota and Saint head snapped towards them. Dakota turned her body sliding off the couch falling on the floor
"OOF!" She said making Saint laugh, he watched her as she stood up wobbling towards her mom who was washing her hands
"Hi baby! Did you hurt yourself?" Kalani dried her hands and picked Dakota up, she opened the Chick-fil-A bag grabbing a fry handing it to her
"Hmmmm so good!" Kalani said grabbing the bag and walking over to Saint handing it to him
"Hmmm baby, I made sure they gave you extra sauce this time" he took the bag and she sat next to him with Dakota on her lap, Saint opened the bag handing Dakota another fry
"Thank you mamas" Saint said eating his food, kalani nodded scrolling on her phone she was getting sleepy she's had a long day. 20 minutes later Dakota was falling asleep with a fry in her hand
"Look at her" Saint said laughing at Dakota, he took a picture of her then took the fry out her hand. He took her off kalani lap and stood up
"Come on mamas, we gon take a nap" kalani blinked and grabbed her phone and her purse standing up following behind Saint up the steps, Saint went into Dakota room while kalani walked straight into his bedroom stripping out of her clothes.
"Damn you ain't even wait for me" Saint said coming into his room with the baby monitoring in hand, he sat it on the dresser and pulled down his pants and climbed in the bed
"I missed you a lot I wanna be with you all the time"
she whispered rubbing his face
"I missed you too ma, I've been thinkin n shit but I ain't know where ya head was at with us" he said which caught her attention, she raised her eyebrows looking at him
"What you mean?" She asked
"Move in with me" he said and a smile spreaded on her face
"You fr?" She said cheesing at him, he laughed at her this has been on his mind since they got back together.
"Yeah , I hate when you and fats leave me that shit make me feel a way. " he said and she kissed his lips repeatedly
"You want us to move in here?" She asked him and he shook his head no, he's been looking at houses recently
"I want to buy you a house, have you fix that shit up the way you want it" he saw her bottom lip poke out knowing she's getting emotional
"You been thinking about this for a min huh?" She asked him and he nodded he really wanted to wake up to her and Dakota every day
"So you gon move in with a nigga or what?" He said nervously he was honestly scared to ask he didn't wanna rush her or scare her
"I would love to papa"