'If it makes you feel better, I did it to all of them.' I giggle, and they all turn serious
'What? Really?' Taehyung laughs in shock
'Took Yoongi's phone multiple times. I still have Hoseok's house keys. I'm pretty sure I got Namjoon's earpiece somewhere in my room. Jungkook, I think I took about 3 guns from you, but those were like a present. You just leave them anywhere. Jin, if you're looking for your laptop, you'll find it under my matress. And sorry, Taehyung, I needed to get a few things. You might wanna check for your wallet.'
They were silently staring at me for a minute, then they started yelling at each other.
'I KNEW I DIDN'T LOSE MY FUCKING HOUSE KEY!'
'I was looking for my damn laptop for ages!'
'GIVE ME MY GUNS BACK!!'
'She robbed me.'
Jimin couldn't hold it and started dying laughing, almost sliding off his chair.
'Your woman robbed us!' Taehyung screams at him
'Sounds like you're not careful enough. Honestly, it's on you.' Jimin snickers
'Give me my laptop back!' Jin protests again
'Some assasins you guys are. No one checked my room while I was gone. Pfft.' I chuckle. 'I'll bring it all down. Babies.'
JIMIN POV
She went up to her room, laughing at the rest of them who were arguing about the lost things. I'm honestly impressed that she stole all those things, and no one noticed a thing.
'Look more proud, why don't you?' Jin was so stressed, throwing a cloth at me
'What do you want me to do?' I laugh
'Stop her!' He whines
'It's already done, and she stole my knives multiple times. I'm in the same boat.'
'Jokes aside, are you really okay with her being who she is? I'm only asking because I don't wanna see you again like you were a few days ago. That was...' Namjoon shuddered
'I'm more than okay. I don't care anymore. Genuinely. When she almost died, all of the anger was replaced by fear. I don't care if she does this 10 times over. As long as she's okay and alive, I'll be happy.'
'What if I did it?' Jungkook teases
'I'd kill you on the spot.' I didn't hesitate a millisecond to answer him, wiping that dumb grin of his face
'Favouritism much?' Yoongi teases
'I'd forgive her too if she did God knows what to me all night. All that training must have paid off.' Jungkook snickered, then suddenly stopped breathing when a sharp blade of a knife slid to his throat from behind
He was laughing too much to notice her there.
'What was that? I don't think I got that last part?' She pressed the knife a bit into his skin, but not enough to cut him
'Joke. Joke.' He raised his hands in defeat, barely mumbling the words
As much as I loved her thinking she's fragile and helpless, her being so badass and dangerous is kind of a turn-on. In the least, I'm proud.
She leaned closer to his ear, smiling happily, then spoke loud enough for everyone to hear, 'Pussy.'
'I'm not sure if I should laugh or be worried.' Taehyung chuckled a bit uncomfortably
Like all of us, he is not used to her being what she is. No one could have seen it coming. A damn good actress. Scary.
'Here you go, boys.' She chuckled, putting a little box on the table. 'Take what's yours.'
I was watching them rip through the box like kids on Christmas morning. Hilarious.
'And this is yours.' She smiles, giving me a knife she just held under Jungkook's chin. 'This is the one I stabbed myself with.'
'I thought you might have stolen something else. Disappointed.' I joke
'I never stole anything from you, apart from knives as a joke.' She smiles
'And my clothes apparently.' I can't help but smile seeing her in my clothes. This shirt she took is more like a dress on her than a shirt. She had to roll the sleeves up as well because they're so long on her arms. She is adorable.
She giggled cutely, leaning on me and hugging my arm. I adore when she touches me like this. She has no idea how flustered she makes me.
'Anything else you stole that we should be aware of?' Namjoon chuckled at her as he was playing with that earpiece
'Besides all the codes for the system, nope.' She shrugged a little
'What?' He cocks his eyebrow
'I mean, all of those are on your computer. It was not that hard.' She chuckles
'Except my office is password protected. How did you get in?'
'I opened the code machine, turned it off, the doors unlocked. Simple.'
'Jesus. You should be working for us.' Namjoon laughed
'Good think I'm currently looking for a job then.' She laughed along
'No.' I told her off straight away. I am not letting her close to this thing. Not a chance. This is too dangerous.
'Jimin, I've been doing this almost as long as you, just differently. I am not as helpless as you think I am.' She sat up straight, telling me off
I am more than aware that she's capable. But I don't want her in danger. I want her to be safe. Away from all that mess.
'I never said you were helpless. I said you won't be doing this job. It's too dangerous, and you need to stay as far away as possible. I am not risking having you hurt.'
'I'm happy you are worried, but you can't decide for me what I can and cannot do.'
'I'm not arguing about this. I just want you to be safe. If you want to work, find a normal job. Not this.'
'I will never be safe. Sooner or later, someone will find me and try to kill me because of him anyway. I can't just work any job, and we both know it. Besides, if I asked you to stop doing what you're doing, would you?'
I know she has a point to a degree, and I get what she's trying to tell me, but she is so damn stubborn. And I would quit in a second if she asked me to. I could not care less about any of this.
'That's what I thought.'
'We're gonna talk about this later.' I don't wanna argue about this, especially not in front of everyone
'You are such a stubborn man.' She sighs
'Look who's talking.' She is worse than I am
She was just staring into my eyes for a minute, fully serious, but then she cracked a smile and started laughing, making me laugh as well.
'Fine, fine. We'll talk about this some other time. I'm not in a particular hurry at the moment, so we have time to argue.' She smiles
'You are so damn relentless. Can't you just listen to me just once?' I sigh
'Hmm..' she pretended to think about it, then grinned at me. 'Nope.'
'You are like an old married couple.' Jin started laughing, which was obviously funny enough for the rest of them to join in on the laughter as well
'Minus the wedding.' Jungkook snickered
'We should make one. I don't remember going to a wedding in a decade. Kind of miss them.' Taehyung jokes
'I'll be the flower girl.' Hoseok giggles
I swear I am working and living with a bunch of kids. I looked at her to see her reaction, and she was dying laughing, holding her ribs in pain as she was laughing a bit too much.
'You should not be playing into this.' I tell her, chuckling a bit
'I mean, imagine Hoseok in a little tutu dress, chucking flowers left and right.' She finds the dumbest things funny
'I never said anything about a tutu.' Hoseok protests, but he's loving this
'Before we have a wedding, we might need to have a funeral. What do we do with Isui?'